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Old 02-03-2020, 10:51am   #21
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So, we get to watch Millions of $$ worth of ads empowering women and then see a stripper half time show. Interesting...

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So, we get to watch Millions of $$ worth of ads empowering women and then see a stripper half time show. Interesting...

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Yep. Great post.
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Didn't see, to me, "How it's Made" was more interesting than the SB.
So I heard Mr. Z and the Beeyonce didn't stand for the National Anthem?
They may have lost some fans, but they don't care, they're in the benjamins now.........
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Shakira - 43 with two kids - Looked awesome. Good for her. I enjoyed it.

Jennifer Lopez - 50 with 2 kids - Looked awesome. Good for her. Not a fan.
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So, we get to watch Millions of $$ worth of ads empowering women and then see a stripper half time show. Interesting...

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The Secret commercial about empowering women and diversity or whatever. And promoting a women’s only product.
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There was a TV spot on Shakira a few weeks ago. She is from Columbia but lives in Spain with the father of her two children. She is unmarried and has a net worth of $350,000,000 dollars.
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Trash in-- trash out!
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I’ve taken a pole dancing exercise class. It’s an awesome full body workout.
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care to give us a demonstration?
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care to give us a demonstration?
"Ok gentlemen, these ladies are working hard for your money be sure and tip them well. Right now on the main stage we've got Porsche...Porsche to the main stage please".
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Two Latinas doing hoochie mama shit? I'm shocked I tell ya, just shocked.
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Vids, or we don't believe it.
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"Ok gentlemen, these ladies are working hard for your money be sure and tip them well. Right now on the main stage we've got Porsche...Porsche to the main stage please".
And that was pretty much my job for several years during college....even had the Titty Bar DJ voice going on.
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Occasionally we'd go in for a risky maneuaver called "Just the Sympathy Tip."

"C'mon guys. Take your hands out of your pockets. Put both on top of the table for once. She's up there working hard to make you hard. A little greenery for the scenery goes a long way. It buys helps supersize dinner, it buys nice outfits, formula, and drinks. You see it, you like it, you let her know about it. Let's see where this goes just inches from your nose."

Man, the dancers hated when we did that one.
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Occasionally we'd go in for a risky maneuaver called "Just the Sympathy Tip."

"C'mon guys. Take your hands out of your pockets. Put both on top of the table for once. She's up there working hard to make you hard. A little greenery for the scenery goes a long way. It buys helps supersize dinner, it buys nice outfits, formula, and drinks. You see it, you like it, you let her know about it. Let's see where this goes just inches from your nose."

Man, the dancers hated when we did that one.
When I was 19 I went to a titty bar in Tijuana. It went like this:

MC: And now we are going to bring out Norma to dance for you! Norma is only 16 years old.

So "Norma" comes out and dances. It's quite obvious Norma is probably in her late 40s. Sagging breasts, stretch marks, not a pretty sight.

MC: And now we are going to bring out Lucy!

Drunk Sailor in the back of the room: Hey, is she only 16 too?

MC: Almost!
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When I was 19 I went to a titty bar in Tijuana. It went like this:

MC: And now we are going to bring out Norma to dance for you! Norma is only 16 years old.

So "Norma" comes out and dances. It's quite obvious Norma is probably in her late 40s. Sagging breasts, stretch marks, not a pretty sight.

MC: And now we are going to bring out Lucy!

Drunk Sailor in the back of the room: Hey, is she only 16 too?

MC: Almost!
We threw one drunk dude out because he kept yelling for the ugly girl to get on stage.

"WTF? Why?"

drunk: "Because you said these hoes was hot. Dey ugly so I wanna see how ugly the ugly chick is."

The security bounced him off the floor, every hard surface, and every wall on the way out the door.
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