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Old 04-15-2013, 3:38pm   #1
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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.

A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who
stuttered.'

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty Sweets and
the Rottweiler Friz that lives next door got a running start and before
we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

'That must've been scary,' said the teacher. 'It sure was,'
said the little girl.

'My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF,"
but before she could say 'Fukk you!,' the Rottweiler ate her!

The teacher had to leave the room.
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"Sweetsie....You have such matted fur.....covered in oil and sand. How did it get like this? You takin' a dump at work again?"
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"Sweetsie....You have such matted fur.....covered in oil and sand. How did it get like this? You takin' a dump at work again?"
SAND!!. Think I'll check my El Paso calender for when Sand Storm season is a comin'
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Hey, our sand is airborne. Yours is DEFINITELY stuck to the ground....and 11 months out of the year, covered in 6' of ice.
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You haven't seen where these two do their business when they get together.

Ever seen "Two girls, one cup"? Guess where they got the inspiration for it.
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Hey, our sand is airborne. Yours is DEFINITELY stuck to the ground....and 11 months out of the year, covered in 6' of ice.
Your sand may be airborne, but a least snow melts wiseguy.
While I'm at it, even in Texas you must use the Gregorian Calender; no? In one post you say 6 weeks of summer and 11 months of winter, which is it??
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Ever seen "Two girls, one cup"? Guess where they got the inspiration for it.
God God Duke, that's the most vile video I've ever seen. You'd even get banned here showing that
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God God Duke, that's the most vile video I've ever seen. You'd even get banned here showing that
I got through about ten seconds and had to click out to save what's left of my mind.

How many times did you watch it?
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Your sand may be airborne, but a least snow melts wiseguy.
While I'm at it, even in Texas you must use the Gregorian Calender; no? In one post you say 6 weeks of summer and 11 months of winter, which is it??
Calendars they have; math teachers, not so many.
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I got through about ten seconds and had to click out to save what's left of my mind.

How many times did you watch it?
I think 10 seconds was longer than I could watch before puking
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Calendars they have; math teachers, not so many.

You had better keep an eye out for any Texas plates in your neighbourhood Duke. I'm still safe, still too cold here for Friz
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I think 10 seconds was longer than I could watch before puking


You had better keep an eye out for any Texas plates in your neighbourhood Duke. I'm still safe, still too cold here for Friz
There's some hot pitbull bitches in my 'hood that'll distract him.
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I think 10 seconds was longer than I could watch before puking


You had better keep an eye out for any Texas plates in your neighbourhood Duke. I'm still safe, still too cold here for Friz
You mean you didn't stay for the credits at the end... You missed the best part. I was eating a bowl of tomato soup while I watched it........WW
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There's some hot pitbull bitches in my 'hood that'll distract him.
There had better be more than a few, as they don't call him the "Two Pump Chump" for nothing
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You mean you didn't stay for the credits at the end... You missed the best part. I was eating a bowl of tomato soup while I watched it........WW
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There had better be more than a few, as they don't call him the "Two Pump Chump" for nothing
Might be some males with nice butts for him
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http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/Dog.MPEG

Be careful where you snif around Friz!

(link didn't work so you will have to go to the above)
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You mean you didn't stay for the credits at the end... You missed the best part. I was eating a bowl of tomato soup while I watched it........WW
Good God, I didn't have anything. I can't even remotely think how you would come up with an idea like that, never mind filming it. Fuc&ing disgusting.
Maybe I am getting old Wayne
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In case anyone wants to check it out its still online... I just checked......WW
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