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Old 02-12-2013, 9:08pm   #1
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Default I have to get this off my chest.

I love women.

Their shape, their hair the sound of their voice.
I like their weird little shoes and socks that match.
I hate the knick knacks but I love that they care about them.
I love the curve of the hips and the nape of the neck.
Their eyes set me on fire.
They smell good.
They paint their toe nails.
I have zero idea how their brains work.
Boobs? Love them.
They brush their teeth like every day.
They use lotion for some reason.

Amazing.
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Old 02-12-2013, 9:12pm   #2
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I have one of those too, they are indeed amazing.
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Old 02-12-2013, 10:38pm   #3
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I love women.

Their shape, their hair the sound of their voice.
I like their weird little shoes and socks that match.
I hate the knick knacks but I love that they care about them.
I love the curve of the hips and the nape of the neck.
Their eyes set me on fire.
They smell good.
They paint their toe nails.
I have zero idea how their brains work.
Boobs? Love them.
They brush their teeth like every day.
They use lotion for some reason.

Amazing.
if only I had a collection. A different one for each day of the week.
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:13pm   #4
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I love women.

Their shape, their hair the sound of their voice.
I like their weird little shoes and socks that match.
I hate the knick knacks but I love that they care about them.
I love the curve of the hips and the nape of the neck.
Their eyes set me on fire.
They smell good.
They paint their toe nails.
I have zero idea how their brains work.
Boobs? Love them.
They brush their teeth like every day.
They use lotion for some reason.

Amazing.
You've been drinking heavily, haven't you?
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:14pm   #5
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You've been drinking heavily, haven't you?
I have not had a drop of alcohol in over 25 years. Serious.

I'm shooting speedballs.
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:21pm   #6
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May I add:

I love the small of a womans back.
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:36pm   #7
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I have not had a drop of alcohol in over 25 years. Serious.

I'm shooting speedballs.
Okay, that explains a lot.
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Old 02-13-2013, 5:35am   #8
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OK. so we've established Thraak isn't a homosexual. Terrific.

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Old 02-13-2013, 6:48am   #9
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I hear they're good for something other than just visual stimulation. Amazing indeed.

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Old 02-13-2013, 7:00am   #10
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Bullshit conjecture.
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Old 02-13-2013, 8:02am   #11
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Gotta agree with you on this one. Women are lovely creatures.
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Old 02-13-2013, 11:04am   #12
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Men: God's best gift and curse to women.
FIFY
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:03pm   #13
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FIFY????
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:06pm   #14
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Oh, now I get it.
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Think about it.
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