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Old 06-10-2022, 10:13am   #1
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> The new American way of life...
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>> For a guy and his girlfriend with two kids, all you have to do is follow these proven steps:
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>> 1. Don't marry her!
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>> 2. Always use your mom's address to get your mail.
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>> 3. The guy buys a house.
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>> 4. The guy rents out the house to his girlfriend with his two kids.
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>> 5. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a 3 bedroom home.
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>> 6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare, so the guy doesn't have to pay for family insurance.
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>> 7. Girlfriend gets to go to college for free for being a single mother.
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>> 8. Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps.
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>> 9. Girlfriend gets a free cell phone.
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>> 10. Girlfriend gets free utilities.
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>> 11. The guy moves into the home but continues to use mom's address for his mail.
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>> 12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims the other kid on their tax forms. Now both get to claim head of household at $1800 credit.
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>> 13. Girlfriend gets $1800 a month disability for having a "bad back" and never has to work again.
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>> This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people!
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>> A married couple with a stay-at-home mom yields $0 dollars.
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>> An unmarried couple with a stay-at-home mom nets $21,600 disability + $10,800 free housing + $6,000 free Obamacare + $6,000 free food+ $4,800 free utilities + $6,000 Pell grant money to spend + $12,000 a year in college tuition free from Pell grant + $8,800 tax benefit for being a single mother = $75,000 a year in benefits!
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>> Any idea why our country is over $20 trillion in debt and half the population is sitting around letting the other half pay their way?
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Old 06-10-2022, 10:15am   #2
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That’s kinda L O N G don’t you think.

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Old 06-10-2022, 10:15am   #3
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Cliffs?
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Mary is a whore.
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Mary is a whore.
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Old 06-10-2022, 10:54am   #6
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Thank you for the ideas oh wait I'm retired..too late..lol
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Old 06-10-2022, 11:36am   #7
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I got as far as "2. Always use your mom's address to get your mail." More pictures next time.
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Old 06-10-2022, 11:47am   #8
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Gotta know how to work the system.
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I know someone who is doing this
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Old 06-10-2022, 12:21pm   #10
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Mary is a whore.
Still there's something about her...
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Old 06-10-2022, 12:46pm   #11
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Next Memorial Day, instead of celebrating that freedom nonsense, we should celebrate the men and women who gave their lives for our Welfare State.
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my favorite part:


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Democratic couple from San Francisco "milking the system."
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That gets me every time.
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Old 06-10-2022, 8:06pm   #15
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