Hey UD, what happened to your thread over there?

[Vandelay Industries]

Originally Posted by Mick

That was my first thought too. I don't know what the legal landscape is like there, but if you discharge a firearm in a residential neighborhood here, it better be pointed at someone trying to imminently kill you, or you are in a heap of trouble.

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

Yeah, does not add up, I am not LEO, but someone usually gets a few nights free stay for shooting off a gun in a neighborhood unless the explanation is a great one.

If accurate, very rare if cops detain you for 'five hours' for 'staging' and 'framing', and then release.

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by bsmith

Pretty sure the fight was real, but he fell down on the deck a day or two later.
Most of the injuries were from the fall.

Without the fight, the whole "staging an attack" deal doesn't make sense.
Not that much makes sense on the surface.

This^^^^. I read every single post in that boneyarded thread. Doug got blindsided by the fat old Christian football player and pinned. The fall came the next night on the deck with the lights off tripping over furniture.

Wishing Doug the best and a healthy outcome through all of this crap.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

No doubt he needs therapy. I'm not sure I believe the story though, I don't think the police would simply let him walk if he actually did what he says he did.

Discharge in a residential area unless for self defense is a big no-no that brings charges or a baker act. Why not one or the other and maybe even both?

[Mick]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

Discharge in a residential area unless for self defense is a big no-no that brings charges or a baker act. Why not one or the other and maybe even both?

Because that story, along with a few others from UD lately, is a little "hard to believe", to put it kindly.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Mick

Because that story, along with a few others from UD lately, is a little "hard to believe", to put it kindly.

I am of that mindset, too. It's 2+2 is not equating to 4 in this case.

[GTOguy]

If Lars were Doug's father, none of this shit would have happened.

[Aerovette]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

Yeah, does not add up, I am not LEO, but someone usually gets a few nights free stay for shooting off a gun in a neighborhood unless the explanation is a great one.

If accurate, very rare if cops detain you for 'five hours' for 'staging' and 'framing', and then release.

Something like... I had a few drinks and was taking the gun from the upstairs patio to the downstairs patio and fell, and the gun went off.

[TheHammer]

Have any of you seen any public new releases from Barton Corp. regarding the CEO issues?
Emergency board meeting?

[Onebadcad]

Originally Posted by TheHammer

Have any of you seen any public new releases from Barton Corp. regarding the CEO issues?
Emergency board meeting?

No further corporate meetings or releases until cousin Elon makes his huge announcement.

[TheHammer]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

No further corporate meetings or releases until cousin Elon makes his huge announcement.

You think Elon is going to buy Barton Corp.? Does he have enough cash?

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by TheHammer

You think Elon is going to buy Barton Corp.? Does he have enough cash?

If he finances it with low nut in mind, I think the deal will go through.

[Egnalf]

Story time, as best I can recall/know it.

Doug and a few of his friends were out on the lake. They stopped back at someone's house for cocktails. one friend, Scott was there. Previously he and his wife had argued, and she slept on Doug's couch. He then was accusing him of sleeping with his wife to others and doug got wind of it. While drinking and going to get another, he made a comment to Scott about talking chit. Scott pushed him and they tussled to the ground. Doug grabbed scott by the balls and neck.

A few nights later, he was feeling some pressure from moving, a minor dispute with his mother over moving, and stress of lars harping about the door swing. He had some cocktails and weed. He felt pressured in his home after his mind got thinking too much about the former tussle and walked out on the deck inebriated, with no lights on. He tripped over something and fell again.

Finally, feeling whatever he was, he consumed too much shit again, and allegedly fired a shot, beat up his car and had the police visit. The police man bonded with him over the sequence of events, and their similar like of shoes. They made plans to hang out, so he didnt write doug up as bad as he could have.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Egnalf

Story time, as best I can recall/know it.

Doug and a few of his friends were out on the lake. They stopped back at someone's house for cocktails. one friend, Scott was there. Previously he and his wife had argued, and she slept on Doug's couch. He then was accusing him of sleeping with his wife to others and doug got wind of it. While drinking and going to get another, he made a comment to Scott about talking chit. Scott pushed him and they tussled to the ground. Doug grabbed scott by the balls and neck.

A few nights later, he was feeling some pressure from moving, a minor dispute with his mother over moving, and stress of lars harping about the door swing. He had some cocktails and weed. He felt pressured in his home after his mind got thinking too much about the former tussle and walked out on the deck inebriated, with no lights on. He tripped over something and fell again.

Finally, feeling whatever he was, he consumed too much shit again, and allegedly fired a shot, beat up his car and had the police visit. The police man bonded with him over the sequence of events, and their similar like of shoes. They made plans to hang out, so he didnt write doug up as bad as he could have.

That's the most logical thing I've ready in any of these threads this week.

[Anjdog2003]

Originally Posted by Egnalf

Story time, as best I can recall/know it.

Doug and a few of his friends were out on the lake. They stopped back at someone's house for cocktails. one friend, Scott was there. Previously he and his wife had argued, and she slept on Doug's couch. He then was accusing him of sleeping with his wife to others and doug got wind of it. While drinking and going to get another, he made a comment to Scott about talking chit. Scott pushed him and they tussled to the ground. Doug grabbed scott by the balls and neck.

A few nights later, he was feeling some pressure from moving, a minor dispute with his mother over moving, and stress of lars harping about the door swing. He had some cocktails and weed. He felt pressured in his home after his mind got thinking too much about the former tussle and walked out on the deck inebriated, with no lights on. He tripped over something and fell again.

Finally, feeling whatever he was, he consumed too much shit again, and allegedly fired a shot, beat up his car and had the police visit. The police man bonded with him over the sequence of events, and their similar like of shoes. They made plans to hang out, so he didnt write doug up as bad as he could have.

[MadInNc]

Originally Posted by GTOKareNNN

If Lars were Doug's father, none of this shit would have happened.

If Porter was your father, ya wouldn’t be here

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by MadInNc

If Porter was your father, ya wouldn’t be here

Right. He'd be oozing out of GTO's ass.

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

Right. He'd be oozing out of GTO's ass.

That's not a very nice thing to say.

[The_Dude]

Originally Posted by GTOKareNNN

If Lars were Doug's father, none of this shit would have happened.

Originally Posted by MadInNc

If Porter was your father, ya wouldn’t be here

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

Right. He'd be oozing out of GTO's ass.

but GTO wouldn't exist

[Gordon Shumway]

Originally Posted by The_Dude

but GTO wouldn't exist

Problem?

[BRUIZER]

In for the pics of smashed-up brand new vehicle!

I've seen reports of pissed-off females doing something similar. But have yet to see a male jack-up his own ride.l