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Old 01-11-2020, 5:11pm   #21
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This thread stinks.
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Female pheromones rock.
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Old 01-11-2020, 7:45pm   #24
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So..... when you light the candle does it smell like burnt hair too?
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I can’t smell.
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Then you can't taste either
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If there's anything that I want to smell like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina, it's my dk...because yes, I would.

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I'm just lucky I guess.
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Old 01-17-2020, 8:04am   #31
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Now that is funny
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Old 01-17-2020, 1:07pm   #33
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There are two things in the world that smell like tuna fish. One of them is tuna fish. - Frank Zappa
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WTH, don't all womens' vag smell like baby powder and miracle glittery fairy dust?
or fishy panties. Gonna be honesty, working in medicine for > 20 yrs. I wish the HELL I did not know what some of them smell like.
One reason I don't think I would have cut it as a gynecologist. There might be a few goodn's come in the door, but I would imagine the bad outweighs the good by a long shot. Hard pass....
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One reason I don't think I would have cut it as a gynecologist. There might be a few goodn's come in the door, but I would imagine the bad outweighs the good by a long shot. Hard pass....

My wife was an OB/GYN Nurse for 32 years. She told me that the doc she worked for was doing a breast exam on a rather large black woman one time and Twinky fell out from under her breast.
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My wife was an OB/GYN Nurse for 32 years. She told me that the doc she worked for was doing a breast exam on a rather large black woman one time and Twinky fell out from under her breast.
An actual Hostess Twinkie, or is this another one of those Urban Dictionary words like "CreamPie?"
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An actual Hostess Twinkie, or is this another one of those Urban Dictionary words like "CreamPie?"
An actual Hostess Twinkie. Her response was "I wondered what happened to that".
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My wife was an OB/GYN Nurse for 32 years. She told me that the doc she worked for was doing a breast exam on a rather large black woman one time and Twinky fell out from under her breast.
Well a few years ago at the local jail doing a strip search they found a small gun under the "breast" of a huge woman like that.

She had been checked 3 times by the cops before they got to the jail. Hell of a hiding place!
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How does she prove it smells like her? Are you allowed to compare the original with the candle?
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