Jole: Quick thinking for the win

DJ_Critterus · 07-08-2021, 11:08am

A man in New Orleans walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of cabbage.

The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage.

The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, “Some old stooge outside wants to buy half a head of cabbage.”

As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man had followed and was standing right behind him, so the boy quickly added, “… and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half.”

The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.

Later, the manager said to the boy, “I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?”

“Canada, sir.” the boy replied.

“Why did you leave Canada?” the manager asked.

The boy said, “Sir, there’s nothing but prostitutes and ice hockey players there.”

“Is that right?” demanded the Manager. “My wife is from Canada!!”

“Really?” replied the boy.

“Who did she play for?”

Strats-N-Vettes · 07-08-2021, 11:16am

MadInNc · 07-08-2021, 11:24am

JetMechZ16 · 07-08-2021, 11:24am

Stunted-N-Withered's from Canada, he can't play hockey.

DJ_Critterus · 07-08-2021, 11:26am

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Originally Posted by JetMechZ16

Stunted-N-Withered's from Canada, he can't play hockey.

That must be why they kicked him out.

JetMechZ16 · 07-08-2021, 11:28am

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Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

That must be why they kicked him out.

They were short on hookers in La.

MadInNc · 07-08-2021, 11:30am

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Originally Posted by JetMechZ16

Stunted-N-Withered's from Canada, he can't play hockey.

They kicked em all out….

In 1755 all Acadians who wouldn't declare allegiance to Britain were ordered to leave Nova Scotia. Here's where they went, to La.

On July 28, 1755, British Governor Charles Lawrence ordered the deportation of all Acadians from Nova Scotia who refused to take an oath of allegiance to Britain.

DJ_Critterus · 07-08-2021, 11:30am

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Originally Posted by JetMechZ16

They were short on hookers in La.

It's a guy dressed up like a sheila

JetMechZ16 · 07-08-2021, 11:48am

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Originally Posted by MadInNc

They kicked em all out….

In 1755 all Acadians who wouldn't declare allegiance to Britain were ordered to leave Nova Scotia. Here's where they went, to La.

On July 28, 1755, British Governor Charles Lawrence ordered the deportation of all Acadians from Nova Scotia who refused to take an oath of allegiance to Britain.

Yes yes, I've heard all the stories from Sinister-N-Cruel. But he was an evicted French hooker, no relation to the Acadians.

DJ_Critterus · 07-08-2021, 12:08pm

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Originally Posted by JetMechZ16

Yes yes, I've heard all the stories from Sinister-N-Cruel. But he was an evicted French hooker, no relation to the Acadians.

I heard he still smells like a French Hooker.

Louie Detroit · 07-08-2021, 1:18pm

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“Is that right?” demanded the Manager. “My wife is from Canada!!”

“Really?” replied the boy.

“Who did she play for?”

Probably the Canadiens, they went out like bitches recently.

Strats-N-Vettes · 07-08-2021, 1:31pm

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Originally Posted by JetMechZ16

Yes yes, I've heard all the stories from Sinister-N-Cruel. But he was an evicted French hooker, no relation to the Acadians.

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Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

I heard he still smells like a French Hooker.

How is it you two are so well versed in French hookers?

DJ_Critterus · 07-08-2021, 1:52pm

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Originally Posted by Strats-N-Vettes

How is it you two are so well versed in French hookers?

I never tell after i get my change back.

JetMechZ16 · 07-08-2021, 2:12pm

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Originally Posted by Strats-N-Vettes

How is it you two are so well versed in French hookers?

Been there, how do ya think..

Dj never could afford one so he just gave them change to smell there panties.

*they're
*their

DJ_Critterus · 07-08-2021, 2:25pm

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Originally Posted by JetMechZ16

Been there, how do ya think..

Dj never could afford one so he just gave them change to smell there panties.

*they're
*their

I only did that in Okinawa with the panty vending machines.

Mick · 07-08-2021, 5:04pm

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Originally Posted by Strats-N-Vettes

How is it you two are so well versed in French hookers?

If I were you, I'd be a hell of a lot more concerned about how they know what you smell like. But that's just me.

ratflinger · 07-08-2021, 5:09pm

Same as when I tell my wife that something smells like a French whorehouse. She never asks how I know.

snide · 07-08-2021, 6:28pm

It's an old joke, but it checks out.

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