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Old 05-06-2021, 12:22pm   #1
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Default I sat on my penis.

I whooped it out to pee and it had the seam of my jeans imprinted on it like Frankenstein's penis.

NO. I will not post pics. That what DMs are for.
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Old 05-06-2021, 12:34pm   #2
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@Knooger calling Knooger to the white courtesy phone.
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Ok, shut 'er down!

We've officially run out of useless drivel.
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We've reached a new low....
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Nope....we can still further explore the fine intricacies of fart and poop jokes.
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Because i'am hung like a mule i have that problem all the time.
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I'm hung like a pimple But.... still in before Snide
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I whooped it out to pee and it had the seam of my jeans imprinted on it like Frankenstein's penis.

NO. I will not post pics. That what DMs are for.
I hope you used lube.
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Nope....we can still further explore the fine intricacies of fart and poop jokes.
I can always talk of my dark poop.....and Die a reah......
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Old 05-06-2021, 1:15pm   #11
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OP's story is loosely based on fact. In all actuality he just sat on a penis.
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I gave the thread a 5 star rating, and I guess I'm gonna nominate it for thread of the year, too.
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That's nothing. Try sitting on one of your balls. That'll wake you up in a hurry.
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I have the balls the size of coconuts and i do it all the time. Very painful.
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Snik is liar BTW. No mention of the other 7 Penii, just the one disfigured one. Buncha meat gazers in here. Y’all rockin the peanut wearing a turtleneck look.
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Hold my beer



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I googled C7 taillights


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