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Old 01-29-2020, 9:31am   #21
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People ask me what I want to be when I decide to grow up
We certainly know it's not 'mathematician' or 'musician'
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People ask me what I want to be when I decide to grow up and I think I finally have an answer as to my purpose on this Earth. Well, it's honestly to be a bigger asshole than you. Hear me out and I'll tell you why.

You show my posts on this forum to your GF, Wife, Mistress, etc... (BF, husband, Side dick, etc... for you chicks or Koko). Your significant other then says, "Wow, and I thought you were an asshole, but that DJ guy REALLY IS an asshole. I guess you're not so bad and I'll do naked things with you tonight."

See, it's my job to be an asshole so you get laid. Plain and simple. You're Welcome.
My ex would tell you there is no bigger asshole on earth than me, so if you got laid recently...you're welcome.
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Old 01-29-2020, 11:28am   #24
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True. That dude really IS an asshole. Hell, i'd rather hang out with Koko than be around him.
Seems to have special needs. I see there is a sticky for donations.
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Old 01-29-2020, 11:30am   #25
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I'll show this to my wife tonight and see if I get laid. My guess is...no.
GFY and eat a bag of dicks, you knob gobbler.


There, that should help.
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Old 01-29-2020, 11:31am   #26
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Seems to have special needs.
Koko? He can be placated with a banana and an inner-tube.
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Old 01-29-2020, 11:35am   #27
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Koko? He can be placated with a banana and a mop.
*fixit

However your calling in life would be to become the Pres./CEO/owner of the worlds largest manufacturer of "bags of dicks" and selling them all to yourself!
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*fixit

However your calling in life would be to become the Pres./CEO/owner of the worlds largest manufacturer of "bags of dicks" and selling them all to yourself!
All my reviews would be 5/5 stars
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Old 01-29-2020, 12:11pm   #29
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GFY and eat a bag of dicks, you knob gobbler.


There, that should help.
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Do I need to tell her to eat a dick, too?
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Old 01-29-2020, 12:18pm   #31
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you're doing just fine DJ
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you're doing just fine DJ
Don't encourage him, he's like a dung beetle at the elephant display.

DJ the dung beetle, on a roll.

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Old 01-29-2020, 12:28pm   #33
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Don't encourage him, he's like a dung beetle at the elephant display.

DJ the dung beetle, on a roll.

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[UD]How many times has my name been in your mouths?[/UD]
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Old 01-29-2020, 12:33pm   #35
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[UD]How many times has my name been in your mouths?[/UD]
I guess about as many times as Porter's dick has been in yours.

"Koko" jokes are my go-to when I need to express sentiments of low intelligence and standards
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It's my go-to when I need to express sentiments of low intelligence and standards

Wouldn't it be easier to just post a pic of yourself?
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Wouldn't it be easier to just post a pic of yourself?
I am not Voy or UD. Eat a bag of dicks and GFY.
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Old 01-29-2020, 2:27pm   #39
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The disrespect being shown to Koko around here is shameful.










You all need to step up your game.
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The disrespect being shown to Koko around here is shameful.

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