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Old 01-29-2020, 7:45am   #1
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Default I think I found my calling in life.
People ask me what I want to be when I decide to grow up and I think I finally have an answer as to my purpose on this Earth. Well, it's honestly to be a bigger asshole than you. Hear me out and I'll tell you why.

You show my posts on this forum to your GF, Wife, Mistress, etc... (BF, husband, Side dick, etc... for you chicks or Koko). Your significant other then says, "Wow, and I thought you were an asshole, but that DJ guy REALLY IS an asshole. I guess you're not so bad and I'll do naked things with you tonight."

See, it's my job to be an asshole so you get laid. Plain and simple. You're Welcome.
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People ask me what I want to be when I decide to grow up and I think I finally have an answer as to my purpose on this Earth. Well, it's honestly to be a bigger asshole than you. Hear me out and I'll tell you why.

You show my posts on this forum to your GF, Wife, Mistress, etc... (BF, husband, Side dick, etc... for you chicks or Koko). Your significant other then says, "Wow, and I thought you were an asshole, but that DJ guy REALLY IS an asshole. I guess you're not so bad and I'll do naked things with you tonight."

See, it's my job to be an asshole so you get laid. Plain and simple. You're Welcome.
It's not as easy as simply declaring yourself the bigger asshole. Tests must be conducted, and competitions held.
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Old 01-29-2020, 7:53am   #3
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It's not as easy as simply declaring yourself the bigger asshole. Tests must be conducted, and competitions held.
And some of you are beyond my abilities to help.
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Old 01-29-2020, 7:55am   #4
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And some of you are well above my level.
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Old 01-29-2020, 7:56am   #5
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People ask me what I want to be when I decide to grow up and I think I finally have an answer as to my purpose on this Earth. Well, it's honestly to be a bigger asshole than you. Hear me out and I'll tell you why.

You show my posts on this forum to your GF, Wife, Mistress, etc... (BF, husband, Side dick, etc... for you chicks or Koko). Your significant other then says, "Wow, and I thought you were an asshole, but that DJ guy REALLY IS an asshole. I guess you're not so bad and I'll do naked things with you tonight."

See, it's my job to be an asshole so you get laid. Plain and simple. You're Welcome.



STFU...yer the only bass player I know dumber than a drummer.
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An asshole that wants to give others satisfaction. Where is this going?
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you must be one of those bleached assholes
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Old 01-29-2020, 8:12am   #9
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Old 01-29-2020, 8:15am   #10
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People ask me what I want to be when I decide to grow up and I think I finally have an answer as to my purpose on this Earth. Well, it's honestly to be a bigger asshole than you. Hear me out and I'll tell you why.

You show my posts on this forum to your GF, Wife, Mistress, etc... (BF, husband, Side dick, etc... for you chicks or Koko). Your significant other then says, "Wow, and I thought you were an asshole, but that DJ guy REALLY IS an asshole. I guess you're not so bad and I'll do naked things with you tonight."

See, it's my job to be an asshole so you get laid. Plain and simple. You're Welcome.
More like she says... You actually talk to that asshole, get away from me.
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Old 01-29-2020, 8:23am   #11
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See, it's my job to be an asshole so you get laid. Plain and simple. You're Welcome.
I don't think you could ever top Top.
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Old 01-29-2020, 8:25am   #12
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Yeah because that's how women react to idiot friends. Most would draw a line in the sand...him or me. They don't need benchmarks especially via strangers online.
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True. That dude really IS an asshole. Hell, i'd rather hang out with Koko than be around him.
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True. That dude really IS an asshole. Hell, i'd rather hang out with Koko than be around him.
Hanging with Koko.

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Hanging with Koko.

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Did someone call for an asshole?
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I'll show this to my wife tonight and see if I get laid. My guess is...no.
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