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01-29-2020, 7:45am | #1 |
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I think I found my calling in life.
People ask me what I want to be when I decide to grow up and I think I finally have an answer as to my purpose on this Earth. Well, it's honestly to be a bigger asshole than you. Hear me out and I'll tell you why.
You show my posts on this forum to your GF, Wife, Mistress, etc... (BF, husband, Side dick, etc... for you chicks or Koko). Your significant other then says, "Wow, and I thought you were an asshole, but that DJ guy REALLY IS an asshole. I guess you're not so bad and I'll do naked things with you tonight." See, it's my job to be an asshole so you get laid. Plain and simple. You're Welcome. |
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01-29-2020, 7:53am | #3 |
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An asshole that wants to give others satisfaction. Where is this going?
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you must be one of those bleached assholes
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Yeah because that's how women react to idiot friends. Most would draw a line in the sand...him or me. They don't need benchmarks especially via strangers online.
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Did someone call for an asshole?
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I'll show this to my wife tonight and see if I get laid. My guess is...no.
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