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so, a blonde and a brunette
A blonde and a brunette are riding in an elevator.
At one point, a man steps aboard with dandruff all over his suit. He gets off a few floors later and the brunette turns to the blonde and whispers- “Now THAT’S a guy who could really use some Head & Shoulders!” The blonde looks perplexed: “How do you give somebody shoulders?” ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Two blondes were driving and one thought her turn-signal might be broken… She asked her friend to check. The friend stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes…" ------------------------------------------------------------------------- What goes vrooom-screeech, vrooom-screeech, ...? A blonde driving through a flashing red light. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do blondes make awful bank robbers? Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards. |
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How do you brainwash a blonde? Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence. How does a blonde part their hair? (Action of scissoring legs apart) Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables! Why is a blonde like a turtle? They both get ****ed up when they're on their back. How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in their ear. What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? "Thanks for the refill!" What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? Data transfer. What's a blonde's favorite wine? "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!" Why did the blonde have a sore navel? Because her boyfriend was also blond! What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball. What's the difference between a blonde and your job? Your job still sucks after 6 months. What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up. What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? They both wriggle when you eat them. What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Proofreading. Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out the W's. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? Because on the box it said from 2-4 years. What do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head ? Sweet **** All... What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "Oh look! Doughnut seeds!" Why do blonds have two more brain cells than a cow ? So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits. This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I'll sink?" How can you tell which blonde is the waitress? She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil. Why is a washing machine better than a blonde? Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week. There was a golfer that was driving a Cadillac into a full service gas station. He tells the young blonde to fill it up. When the car was all gased-up, she came over to her window and told the golfer, "that will be $18.34". As the golfer reaches in his pocket for the correct change, several tee's fall out into his lap. The young gal asks, "what are those things?". The golfer replies, "those are tee's to hold my balls". The young blonde replies, "gee, what will Cadillac think of next". 
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What's the difference between a blonde and a Ferrari? Most guys have never been in a Ferrari!
Why do blondes prefer cars with tilt steering? More head room... How can you tell which desk is the blondes? There is white out on the monitor. What does the little tattoo behind a blondes ear say? "Inflate to 40psi" What does a blonde use to keep her ankles warm? Her panties. Why do blondes wear such big hoop earrings? Gives them a place to rest their feet. 
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Know why blonde jokes are so dumb?
That's so the rest of you can understand 'em |
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