Has anyone ever used chopsticks to eat with?

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

Since I'm complaining about food I'll tell you something else that bugs the shit outta me; food worriers. You know the type. There'll be a get together of some sort, like the retirement party I attended yesterday. There's always that guy that's first in line worried that he's not gotta get his share. It wouldn't be quite so bad if he contributed periodically buy he NEVER does. But there he is always the first in line.

Another thing that bugs the shit outta me is the nosy coworker. I'll heat up some slop in the microwave and sure enough some douchepail is standing over my shoulder; "Smells good. Whatcha havin'?" Nevermind what I'm having you disgusting fatbody. Get your bulk outta my cube.

[Strats-N-Vettes]

Originally Posted by Giraffe

I can't STAND the food on my plate touching each other. When I was a kid my grandfather used to mix his peas in with his mashed potatos and it bothered me so much I complained to my mom about it. "Grandpa is weird mom."

Originally Posted by aerovette

^^^ This. If I wanted it in a big random pile, I'd toss it in a blender.
I also eat one thing at a time. Whatever gets cold fastest, gets eaten first.

Originally Posted by Steve_R

You're both weird. But you likely already knew that.

Absolutely.
My nephews plate at Thanksgiving; his sister did this for him because he's a weird0 about his food touching, but, likes corn in mashed potatos.
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[Raazor]

Originally Posted by Giraffe

Since I'm complaining about food I'll tell you something else that bugs the shit outta me; food worriers. You know the type. There'll be a get together of some sort, like the retirement party I attended yesterday. There's always that guy that's first in line worried that he's not gotta get his share. It wouldn't be quite so bad if he contributed periodically buy he NEVER does. But there he is always the first in line.

Another thing that bugs the shit outta me is the nosy coworker. I'll heat up some slop in the microwave and sure enough some douchepail is standing over my shoulder; "Smells good. Whatcha havin'?" Nevermind what I'm having you disgusting fatbody. Get your bulk outta my cube.

[Strats-N-Vettes]

Originally Posted by Giraffe

Since I'm complaining about food I'll tell you something else that bugs the shit outta me; food worriers. You know the type. There'll be a get together of some sort, like the retirement party I attended yesterday. There's always that guy that's first in line worried that he's not gotta get his share. It wouldn't be quite so bad if he contributed periodically buy he NEVER does. But there he is always the first in line.Another thing that bugs the shit outta me is the nosy coworker. I'll heat up some slop in the microwave and sure enough some douchepail is standing over my shoulder; "Smells good. Whatcha havin'?"


Nevermind what I'm having you disgusting fatbody. Get your bulk outta my cube.

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[Aerovette]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

You're both weird. But you likely already knew that.

When you hear something often enough you believe it.

[Little Red L98.]

Originally Posted by Strats-N-Vettes

Absolutely.
My nephews plate at Thanksgiving; his sister did this for him because he's a weird0 about his food touching, but, likes corn in mashed potatos.
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My fun plate is funner.

Everything is still touching everything else tho.

[Aerovette]

Originally Posted by Little Red L98.

Reasonable. Also mental, but reasonable.





Have either of you been hit on by a gay? No. I'm so ugly even gay guys don't want me. Unless your post counts, then YES
More than once? No
At all? No
By a chick? Yes
Ever? Yes

Maybe you can answer for that one bitch.

FWIW, I am fine with food pics.

[Strats-N-Vettes]

Originally Posted by Little Red L98.

My fun plate is funner.
Everything is still touching everything else tho.

Thanks...add me on AIM:
"Big Chief Slap-a-Ho"

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

I could go on and on here but I'll end with this one. Spaghetti. My fathers family is from Sicily. His father (my grandfather) immigrated from Sicily in the early 1900s, established himself here in America then went back and brought his wife and kids back and had two more rug rats. My dad being one of them.

Anyway, my grandmother didn't speak a lick of english but she taught my mom -who is 100% Irish- how to make all these italian dishes which naturally included spaghetti.

To this day I can't eat ANYONES spaghetti but my mothers. My sister tries but I wanna puke this shit up on her kitchen floor. And forget restaurant spaghetti. I wouldn't feed that shit to the neighbor's cat. It's the one dish I'll probably never have again when my mom passes.

[04 commemorative]

I was told in Japan it shows lack of class if you rub the chopsticks together in a way to remove any splinters from them......and yes I do use chopsticks in restaurants....When in Rome

[04 commemorative]

Originally Posted by Giraffe

I could go on and on here but I'll end with this one. Spaghetti. My fathers family is from Sicily. His father (my grandfather) immigrated from Sicily in the early 1900s, established himself here in America then went back and brought his wife and kids back and had two more rug rats. My dad being one of them.

Anyway, my grandmother didn't speak a lick of english but she taught my mom -who is 100% Irish- how to make all these italian dishes which naturally included spaghetti.

To this day I can't eat ANYONES spaghetti but my mothers. My sister tries but I wanna puke this shit up on her kitchen floor. And forget restaurant spaghetti. I wouldn't feed that shit to the neighbor's cat. It's the one dish I'll probably never have again when my mom passes.

Well then it would seem you might want to learn from your mom before she dies

[Raazor]

Originally Posted by Giraffe

I could go on and on here but I'll end with this one. Spaghetti. My fathers family is from Sicily. His father (my grandfather) immigrated from Sicily in the early 1900s, established himself here in America then went back and brought his wife and kids back and had two more rug rats. My dad being one of them.

Anyway, my grandmother didn't speak a lick of english but she taught my mom -who is 100% Irish- how to make all these italian dishes which naturally included spaghetti.

To this day I can't eat ANYONES spaghetti but my mothers. My sister tries but I wanna puke this shit up on her kitchen floor. And forget restaurant spaghetti. I wouldn't feed that shit to the neighbor's cat. It's the one dish I'll probably never have again when my mom passes.

solid input, thanks

[Little Red L98.]

Originally Posted by aerovette

FWIW, I am fine with food pics.

Thank you for the expeditious, complete response.

That one bitch just ignores my questions.





I think there are others in this thread with mental illness, possibly severe, but he/she/they/them have been quiet.

[Steve_R]

Originally Posted by 04 commemorative

I was told in Japan it shows lack of class if you rub the chopsticks together in a way to remove any splinters from them......and yes I do use chopsticks in restaurants....When in Rome

Most restaurants in Japan don’t use disposable wooden chopsticks.

Originally Posted by Giraffe

I could go on and on here but I'll end with this one. Spaghetti. My fathers family is from Sicily. His father (my grandfather) immigrated from Sicily in the early 1900s, established himself here in America then went back and brought his wife and kids back and had two more rug rats. My dad being one of them.

Anyway, my grandmother didn't speak a lick of english but she taught my mom -who is 100% Irish- how to make all these italian dishes which naturally included spaghetti.

To this day I can't eat ANYONES spaghetti but my mothers. My sister tries but I wanna puke this shit up on her kitchen floor. And forget restaurant spaghetti. I wouldn't feed that shit to the neighbor's cat. It's the one dish I'll probably never have again when my mom passes.

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[Jobaka]

Originally Posted by Giraffe

To this day I can't eat ANYONES spaghetti but my mothers. It's the one dish I'll probably never have again when my mom passes.

Hurry up and get your ass into the kitchen and have Mom show you how to make it. You'll regret it if you don't.

[04 commemorative]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

Most restaurants in Japan don’t use disposable wooden chopsticks.




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And who said they did ?

[Steve_R]

Originally Posted by 04 commemorative

And who said they did ?

If you rub metal or plastic chopsticks together to remove splinters you have issues.

[Little Red L98.]

Originally Posted by Giraffe

I could go on and on here but I'll end with this one. Spaghetti. My fathers family is from Sicily. His father (my grandfather) immigrated from Sicily in the early 1900s, established himself here in America then went back and brought his wife and kids back and had two more rug rats. My dad being one of them.

Anyway, my grandmother didn't speak a lick of english but she taught my mom -who is 100% Irish- how to make all these italian dishes which naturally included spaghetti.

To this day I can't eat ANYONES spaghetti but my mothers. My sister tries but I wanna puke this shit up on her kitchen floor. And forget restaurant spaghetti. I wouldn't feed that shit to the neighbor's cat. It's the one dish I'll probably never have again when my mom passes.

The pic above with breadstick chopsticks is called “cacio e pepe”, which is Italian and literally translates to “cheese and pepper”. It is the original mac n cheese, originally from Rome no less.

[04 commemorative]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

If you rub metal or plastic chopsticks together to remove splinters you have issues.

I think you have issues

[Steve_R]

Originally Posted by 04 commemorative

I think you have issues

Don’t we all?