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Old 10-14-2013, 10:04am   #21
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I've heard good things about that camp. Seemed to work for scissors.
Does fellating oneself make them gay?
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Not in the privacy of their own home.

In the middle of a bar that plays techno music and hands out glow sticks at the door, YES.
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Does fellating oneself make them gay?
Pretty ****ing close. There's a dick in your mouth. I'm not sure it matters if its yours or not.

Jesus, imagine someone walking in on you doing that? You're all bent up with your legs over your head. **** that noise.
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Pretty ****ing close. There's a dick in your mouth. I'm not sure it matters if its yours or not.

Jesus, imagine someone walking in on you doing that? You're all bent up with your legs over your head. **** that noise.
Dogs don't seem to be embarrassed about it.
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Dogs don't seem to be embarrassed about it.
They also eat out of the cat box and drink from the toilet. I'd be careful sing them as a barometer for ones actions. Lest you find yourself gettin humped Into submission next time you have an altercation with someone bigger than you.

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They also eat out of the cat box and drink from the toilet. I'd be careful sing them as a barometer for ones actions. Lest you find yourself gettin humped Into submission next time you have an altercation with someone bigger than you.

Coprophagia is where I draw the line. You do that, and I can't trust you to make good decisions. Ever.
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Coprophagia is where I draw the line. You do that, and I can't trust you to make good decisions. Ever.
I'm not sure what that means and I am way to lazy to Google it...

But I'm going to guess just from the sound of it!

I draw the line there also..
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Coprophagia is where I draw the line. You do that, and I can't trust you to make good decisions. Ever.
100% truth. Ironically I don't trust anyone that hasn't crapped their pants as an adult.
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100% truth. Ironically I don't trust anyone that hasn't crapped their pants as an adult.
Be honest...

Didja Google that or ask Knooger?
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Knooger knows everything.
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Pretty ****ing close. There's a dick in your mouth. I'm not sure it matters if its yours or not.

Jesus, imagine someone walking in on you doing that? You're all bent up with your legs over your head. **** that noise.
But it's ok if there's a dick in your hand ?
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The Faggotry in this thread needs to stop right now!
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But it's ok if there's a dick in your hand ?
Yes. If it wasn't, my lord and savior Jesus Christ would not have put it arm arms reach no matter where I am. You may be cool taking a shot in the mouth. Me? I'm a little too Midwestern (not gay) for that. What ever toots your whistle, I don't judge (yes I do, and I'm going to tell everyone on face book that anyone that disagree with me is a rampant pole smoker).


I don't actually have a Facebook.
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I am still around. I have been really busy with work and the kids (9th and 3rd grade). I will do my best to stop in more often. Yea, the deployment was canceled due to my medical stuff. I am still waiting on the .mil to kick me out.
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Yes. If it wasn't, my lord and savior Jesus Christ would not have put it arm arms reach no matter where I am. You may be cool taking a shot in the mouth. Me? I'm a little too Midwestern (not gay) for that. What ever toots your whistle, I don't judge (yes I do, and I'm going to tell everyone on face book that anyone that disagree with me is a rampant pole smoker).


I don't actually have a Facebook.
In a crowded room JC put many within reach. Be careful with that philosophy.

He put your azz within reach too.

Dude, I messin' with ya. Don't get pizzed.
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