So I had this weird dream last night...

island14 · 07-09-2014, 6:41pm

We were at a local jungle disco and I noticed this blonde chic checking me out from across the dance floor (basketball court)

She really wasn't bad looking, but just not my taste at a quick glance from far away.

Does not matter that she was wearing short shorts, as I hardly noticed her legs from far away as I was with my wife, and knowing my wife is super jealous I wont even give most even a second glance...

As much as I tried to ignore her, this girl kept starring at me all through the night...

After awhile I had to go take a piss, so walked off into the coconut trees and the tall grass to get some privacy.

Little did I know but that blonde had followed me into the woods and was right behind me when I was taking a leak.

At first when I noticed her over my shoulder to see who was standing behind me I was kinda glad it was not some robber looking to take my wallet.

But soon after that thought, she walked right up behind me, reached around, and started trying to grab my manhood.

At first I was kinda shocked as this does not happen very often, but after I realized what was going on I became nervous, and told her to stop it!

Again and again I told her to stop as my wife is a very jealous type, and I did not want the drama that night, and only wanted to enjoy my Rhum with a few friends.

Finally i got tired of it.. she would not stop, she would not listen, and kept trying to grab my man part.

And just so you know, when someone just looks at you like a piece of meat.. it makes you feel worthless..

Anyways.. I finally grew tired of telling the blonde to stop, she just wouldn't listen!

So I pushed her!

....and again a second time even harder so she fell backwards.

But when she fell back.. her wig fell off....

And it was........ Seasix...

About that time I woke up in a cold sweat...

Damn I am glad it was only a nightmare...