Rectum stretcher.......

[Kerrmudgeon]

RECTUM STRETCHER

While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'
To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'
'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.
The cop stammered, 'A what?

A rectum stretcher?

And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'
'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until
it's about 6 feet wide.'
'And just what the heck do you do with a 6 foot azzhole?', he asked.
'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..'





Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's face............ Priceless

[DukeAllen]

Rectum? The cop blew their ass away

[JRD77VET]

My friend Roger got pulled over in NY by a state trooper back in the early 80s. He was "flying at low altitude" in a big block mopar.

When the trooper walked up to the car, he asked Roger "OK buddy, where the fire?"

Once again, Roger's mouth engaged before his brain and replied "What do you care? You're no fireman"

He said he saw veins bulge as the trooper asked for license and registration. Cost him almost $100

[itsaz]

A friend got stopped for speeding here in Texas a while back. Cop had a shitty attitude. As he ripped the ticket out of his book and handed it to my friend, the friend said "You might as well fill out two of 'em, because I'm coming' back this way this afternoon!"

[1911fool]

A gay black man?

[DukeAllen]

Originally Posted by 1911fool

A gay black man?

Don't tell Red!

[Bucwheat]

that was a good one,I needed that.