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Old 06-30-2023, 4:26pm   #21
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1 would be good but nipple piercings are a turnoff for me.....her loss.....I could disappoint her in 2.5 seconds
I'm the exact opposite. Nipple piercings are hot as hell for me.

Wife will never get those, or a belly button piercing, but one can live vicariously through pictures posted on the .net.
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1, 3, or 5. Or any combination thereof...
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Old 06-30-2023, 6:46pm   #23
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1 would be good but nipple piercings are a turnoff for me.....her loss.....I could disappoint her in 2.5 seconds
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Old 06-30-2023, 11:17pm   #27
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This is starting to become a problem.

How can I rate these women accurately if they are not shown with their signature sandwich?
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Why does #1 have 4 nipples??
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Old 07-01-2023, 10:57am   #31
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Why does #1 have 4 nipples??
Because she's a cow.
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Why does #1 have 4 nipples??
Tastes like piercings
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1,3,5,2,4. There is a reason the fiancee'is a redhead.
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Trying to whittle down a list of this caliber, I really have to stretch. That's why I'm lobbying for each one's signature sandwich. (Nice try, Mike, by the way. But those weren't signature sandwiches, those were more like a suggested layout.)

Without that important sandwich guide, I am nearly at a loss, but I'm going to give it my best, if completely unreasonable, effort:

The auburn-haired beauty in pic 1 should be the obvious winner but for some reason isn't. She's too perfect.

Number 3, the proximal part of the white of her left eye is just a little too white. Plus her left nostril is slightly larger than her right nostril. No need to go more in depth. She's a "no."

Number 4's lips are shut tight. The other ladies all have their lips at least slightly parted. Her ex-husband was probably tired of listening to her and slipped some crazy glue into her lipstick.

Number 5 has a look that makes me feel like I might have hurt her feelings, maybe forgot her birthday. I hate being guilt-tripped, and I know for a fact that I've never met her before, so we're already off to a bad start and it's too late to start over considering we never started at all.

Number 2 is the winner for me. Her cleft chin makes me think she has a high sex drive. And her face looks just ever so slightly haggard, a little older-looking than the others, maybe been around the block once or twice. For whatever reason, that kind of turns me on. So, if she's reading this I'm letting her know that if she wants to DM me here I'll probably read the message.







I know. I know. This is crazy talk. It's why I will never be on the VB experience list.
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Old 07-02-2023, 9:29am   #36
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3,5,4,2,1 but extra props to #1 for the jewelry!
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Old 07-02-2023, 9:42am   #37
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Nummer 5 for the win.
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