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03-24-2023, 5:57pm | #1 | ||||||
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When a waiter brings pie to the table......
What sort of effort IS it???
A PIE O Nearing effort........ |
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03-24-2023, 6:32pm | #2 |
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I see the April, 2023 Reader's Digest large print edition is out a little bit early!
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Don’t quit your day job.
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What did the wall say to the other wall?
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If you ever have pie with a whip cream topping and jimmies, it's to cover up the damage done by dropping it on a dirty floor
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Don’t get hard Peter, I was just playing with you. Believe it or not I didn’t really think he was about to quit his job to become a comedian. It was just a jab, a poke, good natured ribbing. |
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A tourist goes to an Indian reservation to visit the local Indians. As he passes one tee-pee, he see an Indian sitting down saying "chance", "chance", to all the women passing by him. Puzzled by this, the tourist approaches the Indian and asks, "don't Indians say how?" The Indian replies, "me know how, just want chance."
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