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Old 04-15-2024, 10:52am   #21
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That poor teen. He'll have PTSD for life.
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That poor teen. He'll have PTSD for life.
*great memories
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That poor teen. He'll have PTSD for life.
PTSD ? P*ssy Too Sweet to Deny ??
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If you do that you can no longer reach the pedals.


Only if you're a runt.
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Only if you're a runt.
I think that if you're 6'5", 300 pounds, and wear a size 14 shoe, about 99% of the population are 'runts'.
It doesn't take any talent to be born large. It takes talent to be scrawny and small.
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Maybe its easy for you; I'm Italian so I have to move the seat W-A-Y back
I have to simply wait it out (or call the doctor after 4 hours).
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That poor teen. He'll have PTSD for life.
C'mon, now. It's not like he was sucking on a soda dispenser or anything
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when I was in high school through age 21, a lot of teachers wanted to ride OBC.
You didn't graduate high school until age 21?

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Only if you're a runt.
Many Italians are short statured. If your reading comprehension was better, and not so infatuated with me, you would have realized that was the humorous point.

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You didn't graduate high school until age 21?

* BBC
Actually 21 7/12s, I did senior year twice, summer school for both years.
My high school liked me, I had a reserved parking space for my schwinn.
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Many Italians are short statured. If your reading comprehension was better, and not so infatuated with me, you would have realized that was the humorous point.


Make me.
"Every mornin' on the forum you'd see him arrive....
He stood five foot ten and weighed one forty-five

Kinda narrow at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
Everybody knew you didn't give no lip
To Big Yad.

Big Yad, Big Yad....Big Bad Yad!"
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"Every mornin' on the forum you'd see him arrive....
He stood five foot ten and weighed one forty-five

Kinda narrow at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
Everybody knew you didn't give no lip
To Big Yad.

Big Yad, Big Yad....Big Bad Yad!"
I was 145# in college and for about 20 years after that. 32" waist and 34" inseam. Big forearms from physical labor. My college female friends caled me the "lean, mean sex machine".
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Then came the day at the bottom of the mine
When a soup can crumpled and men started cryin'
Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast
And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last, 'cept John
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I was 145# in college and for about 20 years after that. 32" waist and 34" inseam. Big forearms from physical labor. My college female friends caled me the "lean, mean sex machine".
Is what his imagination heard.

What they saw out their window.



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At 15/16 years old, I was being sexually harassed by 20-something girls that I worked with. It was relentless and intimidating as hell, but if any one of them had physically initiated sex, I might have been terrified for all three minutes, but I would have strutted away like a boss.
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I was 145# in college and for about 20 years after that. 32" waist and 34" inseam. Big forearms from physical labor. My college female friends caled me the "lean, mean sex machine".
If there were a cartoon of you and Large Robert, you would be Popeye and he would be Bluto. (not Brutus).

And, you would mop the floor with him as usual, while muttering clever one-liners under your breath.
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If there were a cartoon of you and Large Robert, you would be Popeye and he would be Bluto. (not Brutus).

And, you would mop the floor with him as usual, while muttering clever one-liners under your breath.
Yep. Something like "Ukk ukk ukk, skeebee debee dote dote. Hmm Urgh" or something equally clever.

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If there were a cartoon of you and Large Robert, you would be Popeye and he would be Bluto. (not Brutus).

And, you would mop the floor with him as usual, while muttering clever one-liners under your breath.


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If there were a cartoon of you and Large Robert, you would be Popeye and he would be Bluto. (not Brutus).

And, you would mop the floor with him as usual, while muttering clever one-liners under your breath.
That's basically what's been happening here for what, a year or more?
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Look who the woman's husband is!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-daughter.html

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Married teacher caught naked in car with male student, 17, is the wife of Harvard-educated Department of Defense commander and they have a daughter the same age as her victim

William 'Doug' Ward, 53, is a high-ranking U.S. government official
He attained a master's degree from the Harvard Extension School in 2021
His wife, Erin Ward, faces felony charges for sexually abusing a 17-year-old boy

By Mackenzie Tatananni For Dailymail.Com
Published: 15:40 EDT, 15 April 2024

The husband of the Nebraska teacher accused of having sex with one of her students has been revealed as a Harvard-educated deputy at the Department of Defense.

Erin Ward, 45, was charged with one count of felony sexual abuse by a school employee after she was found naked with the high school boy, 17, in her husband's car.

Now, DailyMail.com can reveal her husband is a high-ranking US government employee who has worked with the Department of Defense for nearly two decades.

William Douglas 'Doug' Ward, 53, was appointed Deputy Director of the Commander's Action Group and Senior Nuclear Deterrence Advisor at the United States Strategic Command in February.

His LinkedIn shows he worked with the Strategic Command since 2005 and initially served as a Deputy Branch Chief.
The husband of Nebraska substitute teacher Erin Ward has been revealed as Doug Ward, 53, a U.S. Department of Defense employee
A Haaaaavvvvaaaard man cucked by a 17 year old random kid. Nice.
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