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Two brothers, ages 9 and 7, come downstairs one morning for breakfast. Before they left their room, the 9-year-old looks at the 7-year-old and says, "Ya know we are almost grown now, so I think it is time we start cussing." The 7-year-old agrees and downstairs they go.
Their mother asks, "What do you want for breakfast?" The 9-year-old replies, "Ph just give me some of those *&^%( ^$#^* corn flakes." Momma goes mid-evil on the boy. She spanks, punches, scratches, kicks, pours dishwashing liquid down his throat, punches him again, and pokes him in the eye. THEN sends him upstairs without breakfast. She looks at the 7-year-old and asks, "And what do you want for breakfast?!" The 7-year-old replies "Well you can bet your ass it isn't any of those *&^%( ^$#^* cornflakes!" |
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Kinda funny
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