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Old 02-25-2016, 4:27pm   #1
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So my 13 year old daughter just came home from school with a bouquet of flowers from some boy at school. Im not sure what to think. She is my first girl (the second came along 20 minutes after her) so I dont have any experience with these little 'relationships' they are having. I dont think I bought a girl flowers until I was about 25. I am going to start doing some background checking on this kid. just basic stuff like address and phone number, where he goes to church, what he wants to be when (if) he grows up. I already got his first and last name. Any of you older fathers have any advice? What about some of you ladies? I only had one older sister growing up and I dont remember her dating until she was in highschool. My younger sisters didnt date at all until after I left for the Marines..Not sure why.
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Remind the boy of your "Crazy cousin Bart" who kills small animals as a hobby, but really wants to branch out into the murder for hire business.
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So my 13 year old daughter just came home from school with a bouquet of flowers from some boy at school. Im not sure what to think. She is my first girl (the second came along 20 minutes after her) so I dont have any experience with these little 'relationships' they are having. I dont think I bought a girl flowers until I was about 25. I am going to start doing some background checking on this kid. just basic stuff like address and phone number, where he goes to church, what he wants to be when (if) he grows up. I already got his first and last name. Any of you older fathers have any advice? What about some of you ladies? I only had one older sister growing up and I dont remember her dating until she was in highschool. My younger sisters didnt date at all until after I left for the Marines..Not sure why.
You know what they say about kids.

With a boy you only worry about 1 dick, with a girl you worry about every dick!
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Go up to him and whisper in his ear......"By the way in case you get any ideas.....whatever you do to my daughter, I'm going to do to you." Then smile and walk away.
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You know what they say about kids.

With a boy you only worry about 1 dick, with a girl you worry about every dick!
That should be very helpful to him. I can see him running for the gun cabinet now.
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so 8th grade? him as well?
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Go up to him and whisper in his ear......"By the way in case you get any ideas.....whatever you do to my daughter, I'm going to do to you." Then smile and walk away.
Then hope he doesn't bend over and kiss your daughter right on the ass.
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Go up to him and whisper in his ear......"By the way in case you get any ideas.....whatever you do to my daughter, I'm going to do to you." Then smile and walk away.

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Then hope he doesn't bend over and kiss your daughter right on the ass.


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Go up to him and whisper in his ear......"By the way in case you get any ideas.....whatever you do to my daughter, I'm going to do to you." Then smile and walk away.
So I guess he needs to buy the kid flowers.
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My granddaughter is required to give any beau the following speech.

"MyPapacanputabulletintheblackover200meterswayfromasuppressedAR15
You'llneverheartheshot..."

Try not to piss him off......
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Go up to him and whisper in his ear......"By the way in case you get any ideas.....whatever you do to my daughter, I'm going to do to you." Then smile and walk away.
Hope he doesn't think you're cute......
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What I did was shoot the first guy who came to the door to pick her up. Word got around....
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Wow, twin teenage girls... I bet a Damascus bomb tech has a quieter, calmer lifestyle...
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Wheres the picture of that one dude, that was like "I'm going to do everything you do with my daughter with you"....
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Found him!
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"cleaning this gun", by rodney atkins--
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