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Old 08-16-2020, 3:31pm   #1
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Default So this really attractive woman asked me for my number last night

It was pretty flattering.

Then when we got to our table, my wife told me they ask everybody coming to the restaurant for their number for "contact tracing".

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pity.


Just straight pity.

No bump.
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Vids of threesome!!!
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pity.


Just straight pity.

No bump.
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Vids of threesome!!!
Not THAT kind of contact tracing.
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Not THAT kind of contact tracing.
It could have been, if you'd just shown a little more initiative. Just sayin'.




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i was at the grocery today, and i passed an aisle and this lady pointed her finger at me, and then did the "come here" thing. ok.

she said she needed someone "tall, dark, and handsome". i looked around, well, 1/3 is decent batting average (i'm 6-5). she was about 4-10, mature (80ish I'm guessing), and couldn't reach the top shelf to get something she wanted.

Here I Am To Save The Day!!!!

here you go ma'am.
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LOL @ OP

I went to a small social gathering last night and met some new people. One woman was being very friendly with me all night and at one point told Mrs Flex she's "very lucky to have me".

LMAO she was a tad jelly and I was a tad flattered.

That chit doesn't happen often anymore.
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LOL @ OP

I went to a small social gathering last night and met some new people. One woman was being very friendly with me all night and at one point told Mrs Flex she's "very lucky to have me".

LMAO she was a tad jelly and I was a tad flattered.

That chit doesn't happen often anymore.
You may not realize this, but you are a prime candidate for all kinds of poon. You are athletic, in good shape, are emotionally mature, financially stable, earn a decent living - in short, you're all the things that these man-bun-touting 20-somethings and 30-somethings are not. Women from their 20s on up would stand in line to date you.
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You may not realize this, but you are a prime candidate for all kinds of poon. You are athletic, in good shape, are emotionally mature, financially stable, earn a decent living - in short, you're all the things that these man-bun-touting 20-somethings and 30-somethings are not. Women from their 20s on up would stand in line to date you.
When I was dating before I met Miss Lisa it was like shooting fish in a barrel.

I had no idea I was in such a position. LOL.

I'm very happy right now though. No need to chase womenz anymore. I had my fun.
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I'm very happy right now though. No need to chase womenz anymore. I had my fun.
Understood. I was just surprised when you said such occurrence are a rarity. You must intimidate the shit out of most Canadian women.
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Understood. I was just surprised when you said such occurrence are a rarity. You must intimidate the shit out of most Canadian women.
I intimidate the shit out of just about everyone.
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I use to intimidate the shit out of just about everyone but get picked on now because I can’t train
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lmao

I'm still over 260....u cheeky kunt.
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Just straight pity.

No bump.
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If someone asked me for my number for "contact tracing", I'd tell them to **** off and die.
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I irritate the shit out of just about everyone.
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If someone asked me for my number for "contact tracing", I'd tell them to **** off and die.


When we arrived, there was about a 10-15 min wait for a table....wait outside, and they send a text when your table's ready. No problem there--they've been doing it that way for years. Well, maybe not the wait outside part....

While we were eating, the place cleared out a bit so people were seated immediately, but Mrs. V noticed that they were still asking for phone numbers. Bugs the crap out of me since it's one of our favorite restaurants.
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So, I then asked this attractive woman for her number...

she said:





"9 - 1 - 1 "
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