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Old 07-05-2017, 3:21pm   #1
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Default New Study on Penis Size...

The size of a man’s penis has always been a subject of interest to most of the women and everybody have their opinion regarding the ideal size.

However, a team of scientists from the University of California, Los Angeles and the University of Mexico, have come to a conclusion after their study. They 3D-printed the penises of 33 models in different sizes.

The models were based on variations on the average length of an erect American penis, which is six inches, and a circumference of five inches.

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The researchers then wanted to know the women’s different preferstudy involved 75 female participants who were asked to select from the 3D models, which they would prefer for one night stand and also for a long term relationship. It was found that women think that size matters when it is just a casual encounter, and the average in this case was 6.4 inches with 5 inches circumferences for penile size when it comes to long-term relationships and one-night stands.

When it came to a long term relationship, women were happy with the average length of 6.3 inches and circumference of 4.8 inches. Overall, women prefer a size that’s smaller than the average size.

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Here's the ideal size of manhood that women prefer.

And for the kinkier person, a museum curator claims that this rare penis belonged to an 18th Century Englishman who happened to become rigid as he was hanged.

A lack of oxygen to the brain, which was caused by this method of capital punishment can lead to erections forming.

‘It was removed from an 18th century Englishman who was hanged. When people were hanged they’d nearly always get erections and nearly always release their seed’, Viktor Wynd, the museum’s curator told MailOnline.

The controversial museum has unveiled what it claims is a seven-inch long mummified erection (pictured) which was apparently admired by Oscar Wilde



‘It’s been around in different private collections and Oscar Wilde was an admirer’, he said.

Mr Wynd said the artefact would cost more than £100,000 ($128,000) to buy.

The practice of restricting oxygen to the brain is even used by some as a form of sexual arousal, known as erotic asphyxiation.
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Old 07-05-2017, 3:24pm   #2
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Old 07-05-2017, 3:28pm   #3
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How can 3.8 Inches be for real?

OH must be only 3ft tall
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....grins, hikes britches.
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if your pecker is blue, you have problems.
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And for the kinkier person, a museum curator claims that this rare penis belonged to an 18th Century Englishman who happened to become rigid as he was hanged.

A lack of oxygen to the brain, which was caused by this method of capital punishment can lead to erections forming.

‘It was removed from an 18th century Englishman who was hanged. When people were hanged they’d nearly always get erections and nearly always release their seed’, Viktor Wynd, the museum’s curator told MailOnline.
So much for knowing if you're coming or going........when you're hanged, you come and go at the same time.
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So much for knowing if you're coming or going........when you're hanged, you come and go at the same time.
Full Monty....
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Does this mean I'm part Congolese?
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Does this mean I'm part Congolese?
Congorese, maybe....
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And for the kinkier person, a museum curator claims that this rare penis belonged to an 18th Century Englishman who happened to become rigid as he was hanged.

A lack of oxygen to the brain, which was caused by this method of capital punishment can lead to erections forming.

‘It was removed from an 18th century Englishman who was hanged. When people were hanged they’d nearly always get erections and nearly always release their seed’, Viktor Wynd, the museum’s curator told MailOnline.

So, it's possible to be hanged and prove that you're hung?!
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Rasputin's dick was supposedly 12 inches, and legend has it that he fathered hundreds of children with the Russian peasant women....

It's in a jar in a museum!

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I am moving to South Korea and be a KING GIGOLO !!
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It's in a jar in a museum!

He better put the lid back on before that thing crawls out.
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I must have relatives from the Congo...
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Penis Schmenis. I wanna see the corresponding vagina study.
Worn out catchers mit?
Badly packed kabob?
Coin slot?
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Coin slot please.
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I prefer the badly packed kabob.
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Well...you're gonna be sorry you asked about vagina size. The "average" vagina can take 9" in length and 2-1/2" in diameter. That's much larger than the average penis. Actually almost all vaginas can take that size, so there's not a lot of variation.
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Well...you're gonna be sorry you asked about vagina size. The "average" vagina can take 9" in length and 2-1/2" in diameter. That's much larger than the average penis. Actually almost all vaginas can take that size, so there's not a lot of variation.
It's the aesthetic quality. It's all about how that clunge looks.
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For no other reason than blatant curiosity, I've actually asked several gals I know and have known if this matters. Their answers, almost universally, were that size is of less importance than if a guy knows how to use it. I would say two women actually said they liked a bigger dick. It seems to be more of an ego thing on the part of some guys than it is a desire on the part of women. And as the article states, the "desired size" for a one nighter isn't a foot long kielbasa. It's only slightly above average. One thing they did bring up was circumference. That seemed to matter more than length.

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And for the kinkier person, a museum curator claims that this rare penis belonged to an 18th Century Englishman who happened to become rigid as he was hanged.

A lack of oxygen to the brain, which was caused by this method of capital punishment can lead to erections forming.

‘It was removed from an 18th century Englishman who was hanged. When people were hanged they’d nearly always get erections and nearly always release their seed’, Viktor Wynd, the museum’s curator told MailOnline.

The practice of restricting oxygen to the brain is even used by some as a form of sexual arousal, known as erotic asphyxiation.
Basically, having someone cut off the air supply to the brain to the point of passing out as a man climaxes is supposed to result in a more powerful orgasm. If you do it yourself, it's called autoerotic asphyxiation. The problem is, if you do it wrong, it's also your last one.
 
It's how the actor David Carridine died. There was also a great band back in the early 90's called Toy Matinee whose lead singer Kevin Gilbert died the same way.

Regular, standard orgasms are just fine for me, thankyouverymuch.
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