Masks required even after getting the vaccine?!?!WTH!!!

[JetMechZ16]

Originally Posted by aerovette

If you claim to be either of those, please get me a 70" TV. I'll pay shipping costs.

I heard you could get a free Hellcat if you belonged to any of those groups. Think you can pick me up a Hellcat Challenger???

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by JetMechZ16

I heard you could get a free Hellcat if you belonged to any of those groups.

You can, but only after it's been set on fire on the dealership's showroom floor.

[DAB]

i'm disappointed that none of the rioters (peaceful protestors ) emerged on camera carrying a Nancy Pelosi action figure from the gift shop. they are very popular, and with each sale, a portion of the proceeds is donated to ensure homeless bums get access to delicious premium ice cream!

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by DAB

i'm disappointed that none of the rioters (peaceful protestors ) emerged on camera carrying a Nancy Pelosi action figure from the gift shop.

What I want is a Pelosi voodoo doll.

P.S. I wonder what "action" the Kamala Harris action figure performs?

[04 commemorative]

anal

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Thomas

Hell yeah! Q Critterus!

Lemme fire up Photoshop.

QaCritt?

Originally Posted by aerovette

If you claim to be either of those, please get me a 70" TV. I'll pay shipping costs.

Any particular brand? Remember, it has to be in stock in WalMart because that's where I get the best deals when looting.

Originally Posted by JetMechZ16

I heard you could get a free Hellcat if you belonged to any of those groups. Think you can pick me up a Hellcat Challenger???

I just sold my Hellcat, but it went bang bang bang...

Originally Posted by dvarapala

You can, but only after it's been set on fire on the dealership's showroom floor.

See above....this one goes boom once instead of bang bang bang

Originally Posted by dvarapala

What I want is a Pelosi voodoo doll.

P.S. I wonder what "action" the Kamala Harris action figure performs?

I'd pay good money for a working piglosi voodoo doll.

the Kamaltoe action figure most definitely has the GI Joe kungfu grip

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

Any particular brand? Remember, it has to be in stock in WalMart because that's where I get the best deals when looting.

Don't set your sights so low - I think pretty much every other brick & mortar store will price-match under those circumstances.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by dvarapala

Don't set your sights so low - I think pretty much every other brick & mortar store will price-match under those circumstances.

True, but I don't want to do too much driving when I'm looting.

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

True, but I don't want to do too much driving when I'm looting.

Looting is best done on foot.

[Mick]

Originally Posted by dvarapala

Looting is best done on foot.

You sound like a man with experience!

When I typed that, spellcheck changed "man" to "moan". I think they know more about you than I want to know.

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by Mick

You sound like a man with experience!

Yeah - experience watching it on TV.

[Aerovette]

George Carlin - Germs, Immune System - YouTube

[04 commemorative]

how fitting

[Vegas]

Originally Posted by aerovette

George Carlin - Germs, Immune System - YouTube

What a premonition, Feb 1999

[DAB]

Originally Posted by aerovette

George Carlin - Germs, Immune System - YouTube

reminds of a story from many years ago -

i was in NYC on a job assignment, we were staying at the Hotel Pennsylvania, right across the street from Penn Station and Madison Square Garden. I was walking over to Penn Station, to check on something i lost on the train (it was turned in and I got it back!!), and as i'm walking the concourse back to the hotel, there's a guy pushing this 6 foot high cart full of bagels. hundreds of bagels. well, he hit a small bump, and 2 or 3 bagels decided now was their time to escape his cart.

not

so

fast.

he spotted them, picked them up, looked at them, decided they were good enough, and put them back on the cart.

so if you had a bagel in NYC in the late 90s, there is a non-zero chance you also consumed some trace of whatever goo was on the floor in Penn Station.



i didn't have a bagel for breakfast the next morning.

[Mick]

Originally Posted by DAB

reminds of a story from many years ago -

i was in NYC on a job assignment, we were staying at the Hotel Pennsylvania, right across the street from Penn Station and Madison Square Garden. I was walking over to Penn Station, to check on something i lost on the train (it was turned in and I got it back!!), and as i'm walking the concourse back to the hotel, there's a guy pushing this 6 foot high cart full of bagels. hundreds of bagels. well, he hit a small bump, and 2 or 3 bagels decided now was their time to escape his cart.

not

so

fast.

he spotted them, picked them up, looked at them, decided they were good enough, and put them back on the cart.

so if you had a bagel in NYC in the late 90s, there is a non-zero chance you also consumed some trace of whatever goo was on the floor in Penn Station.



i didn't have a bagel for breakfast the next morning.

Having gone to grad school and worked in NYC for over 20 years, I can tell you one thing: Only tourists eat crap from the food carts and give money to the beggars on the streets. ANYONE who has spent half as much time in the city as I have has seen innumerable food-cart atrocities that put that one to shame, as well as having seen the same beggars "show up for work" at the same place at the same time day after day for literally years.

Don't be a putz.

[bill_daniels]

Originally Posted by JetMechZ16

I heard you could get a free Hellcat if you belonged to any of those groups. Think you can pick me up a Hellcat Challenger???

Originally Posted by dvarapala

You can, but only after it's been set on fire on the dealership's showroom floor.

~ clean, clear title

~low miles

~original owner

~patina

~needs a little TLC

[bill_daniels]

Originally Posted by dvarapala

Looting is best done on foot.

Pffft. Friggen' amateurs. Any professional looter knows you go out with a stolen Ford F-250 or heavier truck to loot. Not only can you back into any door or wall to gain entry, but you've got plenty of room to carry your new shit off. Also, you can bring a chain and yank an ATM out of the base and have some spending cash to go with your new stuff. Sheesh....it's like you people have no idea how to loot properly.

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by bill_daniels

Pffft. Friggen' amateurs. Any professional looter knows you go out with a stolen Ford F-250 or heavier truck to loot. Not only can you back into any door or wall to gain entry, but you've got plenty of room to carry your new shit off.

How can you drive any vehicle when the streets are clogged with pants-on-the-ground pedestrians?

[DAB]

Originally Posted by dvarapala

How can you drive any vehicle when the streets are clogged with pants-on-the-ground pedestrians?

Loud ass horn and big ass brush guard/protester deflector.