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Old 06-15-2012, 8:29am   #1
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Default Dadisms: &^$# my Dad used to say

Everybody's heard them: Your Dad's favorite sayings, phrases, words of wisdom, philosophies, etc.

They're funny, wise, annoying, and sometimes just plain goofy, but they've stuck with us through the years, and remind us of the man who taught us how to be men.

So what's your favorite "Dadism?" Here's a few of mine:

Just do it. It'll keep your mom happy.

Keep your eye on the ball.

Always be willing to learn. No one can ever take knowledge away from you.

THE BRAKE'S ON THE LEFT!!!!

A little sickness is often the best preventive medicine.

It's more than a notion.
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"You can be dead right or dead wrong and still wind up dead."

"There's a big difference between what you go through and what you put yourself through."
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The 2 that come to mind most readily are:

"If you don't get what you like, you start to like what you get"

"Get it handled" His response anytime I thought there was something I couldn't do/accomplish.

As I got older, his lessons evolved. Over the last 15 years he's told me to "keep God first in your life"

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My father's favoiate saying was "Do as I say, NOT as I do".
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"One day, you'll pay the cost to be the boss."
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Take it outside. - Said when my brothers and I were roughhousing indoors.
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No, try not. Do or do not. There is no try.

Or was that Yoda
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Go mow the lawn
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"Boy, you got a head like a nickel beer."
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My Dad doesn't say much but when he does it usually is something pretty good:

Every day you should thank God that people can't read your mind.

You can dress a pig up in fancy clothes and lipstick but at the end of the day you still have a pig.

Be glad for the people you meet for those are the ones that shape who you are and will be

Take care of yourself because you never know when you might be the only one that does.

If you give too much of yourself to everybody, sooner or later it will take over. (This I should have listened to more)
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If I have to tell you again, I'm going to pull this car over and.....

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"Son? Either shit or get off the pot."

"If frogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their asses when they jumped."

"Shit in one hand and wish in the other. Let me know which one fills up first."
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It was the dog.
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"There's dollars and cents and common cents and if you can't tell the two apart, you'll never have anything."

"The truth shall set you free."
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"Dammit son! Leave the sheep alone!"

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"There are two ways to become successful in life. You can use your mind or use your back. Your chances are much better using your mind."
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