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Friz and sweets
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.' The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty Sweets and the Rottweiler Friz that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!' 'That must've been scary,' said the teacher. 'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF," but before she could say 'Fukk you!,' the Rottweiler ate her! The teacher had to leave the room. |
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"Sweetsie....You have such matted fur.....covered in oil and sand. How did it get like this? You takin' a dump at work again?"
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Hey, our sand is airborne. Yours is DEFINITELY stuck to the ground....and 11 months out of the year, covered in 6' of ice.
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While I'm at it, even in Texas you must use the Gregorian Calender; no? In one post you say 6 weeks of summer and 11 months of winter, which is it?? |
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You had better keep an eye out for any Texas plates in your neighbourhood Duke. I'm still safe, still too cold here for Friz |
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You mean you didn't stay for the credits at the end... You missed the best part. I was eating a bowl of tomato soup while I watched it........WW
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Be careful where you snif around Friz! (link didn't work so you will have to go to the above) Last edited by Black95; 04-15-2013 at 5:27pm. Reason: bad link (apparently didn't know what I was doing) |
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