Dear Bill: The Ask Me for Advice Thread

[lspencer534]

Originally Posted by bill_daniels

Is that before or after he charges up front for the job, rips up walls, sells the wire for scrap and then disappears?

Well...after, of course. He's no crook....

[Milton Fox]

Originally Posted by bill_daniels

At least one hour AFTER you have dropped off your girlfriend. It's important that it's after, not before. And make sure you've thoroughly washed the lipstick off of your collar. You can use liquid soap for that.

Thanks for the useful tips - everything worked out well and I smelled lemony!.