So the wife is moving in with me this weekend

[Burnt C6]

The wife is retiring on Friday and after being married for close to 5 years we are actually going to live together. I put together a list of things I probably should not say once she moves in
1. Who the hell loaded the dish washer?
2. Why is the damn toilet seat down?
3. I know damn good and well I has cash on the counter when I left for work this morning.
4. Hey honey you want to drive in the Galleria traffic?
5. What are you going to be wearing when I get home from work and what’s for dinner?
6. Did you do anything today besides play words with friends?
7. Sweetie I only have 10 gigs on my phone data plan can you please stay off the internet?
8. Why is the dirty clothes basket still full?
9. Swiffer duster can be your friend is you just try.
10. Honey the razor in the shower is mine.

[8Up]

Im sure this seems like a good idea right now.

[Yerf Dog]

Originally Posted by Burnt C6

after being married for close to 5 years we are actually going to live together.

[VITE1]

Originally Posted by TxAg

Soon to be followed by the, "Can anyone recommend a good divorce lawyer" thread.

[Mike Mercury]

[LilRedCorvette]

Saying any of these...

Originally Posted by Burnt C6

The wife is retiring on Friday and after being married for close to 5 years we are actually going to live together. I put together a list of things I probably should not say once she moves in
1. Who the hell loaded the dish washer?
2. Why is the damn toilet seat down?
3. I know damn good and well I has cash on the counter when I left for work this morning.
4. Hey honey you want to drive in the Galleria traffic?
5. What are you going to be wearing when I get home from work and what’s for dinner?
6. Did you do anything today besides play words with friends?
7. Sweetie I only have 10 gigs on my phone data plan can you please stay off the internet?
8. Why is the dirty clothes basket still full?
9. Swiffer duster can be your friend is you just try.
10. Honey the razor in the shower is mine.

Will surely result in this...

Originally Posted by TxAg

Soon to be followed by the, "Can anyone recommend a good divorce lawyer" thread.

[Burnt C6]

We haven't lived together due to my work. We have the House in San Antonio and she works for the UT medical college. I work for an engineering firm doing oil and gas work and have either been in Durango Colorado on a job or KC for a year then Bakersfield CA for a project in the Dallas area. Close to a year back I transferred home to our Houston office. we knew when we got married exactly when she would be retiring. My kids give it 6 months. We are going from only seeing each other on weekends in a 1500 st home to living in a 950 sq ft Mid Rise apartment. This should be real fun.

[DukeAllen]

Originally Posted by Burnt C6

My kids give it 6 months. We are going from only seeing each other on weekends in a 1500 st home to living in a 950 sq ft Mid Rise apartment.

Why are they so optimistic?

[Kevin_73]

Liz and I have been living together for over 3 years now without killing each other, despite the fact that we have had "discussions" about at least 8 of the topics on your list.
You may have to start drinking again though.

[Burnt C6]

Originally Posted by Kevin_73

Liz and I have been living together for over 3 years now without killing each other, despite the fact that we have had "discussions" about at least 8 of the topics on your list.
You may have to start drinking again though.

Hell the project Im on already made that happen.
I will have to come visit you. lol

[NeedSpeed]

Because marriage works so much better when you don't have to see each other

[Burnt C6]

Originally Posted by TxAg

I get away with something similar to #1 mainly because she knows I'm the more organized one. I swear she loads it like crap on purpose most of the time just to see me go .

Oh hell yes. Being in engineering I'm Anal retentive. She hates it. Over the past 4 weekends I have brought boxes back to storage in Houston from SA. I rented 2 5x10 units right beside each other and the whole house will fit in them. Now qe are donation sone furniture to charity but I visulized the whole hink ahead of time. She saw one unit last weekend closed the door and said. "Only you could make that happen"

[MrPeabody]

The first time she says "Do you really think you need another drink?", tell her, Yes, dear, yes, I do.

[Mike Mercury]

Originally Posted by TxAg

So long as you don't mess with her shoes you'll live.

the shoes...






will consume the entire 950sqft

[Bucwheat]

So she is retiring and you are still working? It could be worse,you could work together.

[C5SilverBullet]

Originally Posted by TxAg

I get away with something similar to #1 mainly because she knows I'm the more organized one. I swear she loads it like crap on purpose most of the time just to see me go .

My wife is the same way.

[C5SilverBullet]

Originally Posted by Burnt C6

Oh hell yes. Being in engineering I'm Anal retentive. She hates it.

[mrvette]

I have more shoes NOW than ever in my life....maybe 8 pairs between sandals, and fuzzy mocks for inside and the rest....woopie doo,

but WIFE has maybe 2 dzn pairs of various shoes....maybe more, really, scattered around various places....collections/piles....

but she has NOTHING compared to the gal next door, who rivals Marcos with her 3000 pairs....the whole house is just LOADED with shoes, and she is from the Philippians too, WTF is this obsession about SHOES ????


and I don't have any idea WTF is with high heals on chicks either, just a accident/hurt waiting to happen.....

[Burnt C6]

Originally Posted by MrPeabody

The first time she says "Do you really think you need another drink?", tell her, Yes, dear, yes, I do.

No I teally like most of the stuff I have and would like to keep it.

[Burnt C6]

She is a great woman and is willing to put up with my crap. Ask Liz or Windy Im the winner here. Oh and I get to buy and build sll the guns or cars I want.