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View Poll Results: Which finger?
My thumb 2 9.09%
My index finger 9 40.91%
My "birdie" finger 0 0%
My ring finger 0 0%
My pinky finger 4 18.18%
Somebody else's pinky finger 2 9.09%
I'm just going to lie and say I don't pick my nose. 5 22.73%
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Old 04-18-2011, 3:46pm   #1
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Default Which finger is YOUR booger finger?
I started wondering this the last time I was going through firearms qualification.

The instructor told us to "keep our booger fingers outside the trigger guard" unless we have the target in sight.

And so, I started thinking... "how am I supposed to shoot this gun with my pinky finger?"

SO... fellow Vette Barners... pick a finger. Any finger.

Which digit do you use for light housekeeping work when nobody's looking?

Go ahead. Vote. It's a private poll. Nobody will know.
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Old 04-18-2011, 3:50pm   #2
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Old 04-18-2011, 3:51pm   #3
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I know what poll option you "picked."


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Old 04-18-2011, 3:55pm   #4
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When I go diggin', its my index finger.
Either hand, to the first knuckle.
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Old 04-18-2011, 3:56pm   #5
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When I go diggin', its my index finger.
Either hand, to the first knuckle.
Sometimes even to the second knuckle.
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Old 04-18-2011, 3:57pm   #6
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I voted. It's my index finger, if you must know. Let's just keep this between ourselves, K?
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Old 04-18-2011, 3:58pm   #7
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I pick my nose with my penis.
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Old 04-18-2011, 4:01pm   #8
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Which ever one is holding the Kleenex.
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Depends on how big the booger is.
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i voted. It's my index finger, if you must know. Let's just keep this between ourselves, k?
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Old 04-18-2011, 4:04pm   #11
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Which ever one is holding the Kleenex.
So you fashion yourself a crude "booger condom" using available materials?


I sense a rare business opportunity. This could be a new, as-yet untapped market.
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Old 04-18-2011, 4:07pm   #12
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So you fashion yourself a crude "booger condom" using available materials?


I sense a rare business opportunity. This could be a new, as-yet untapped market.
Two words for ya,

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The same one I scratch my ass with.
That seems more righter.
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Old 04-18-2011, 4:49pm   #14
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no "all of the above " option
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no "all of the above " option
Dangit.

Shoulda used a multiple-choice option.


You can just go ahead and list your multiple choices in your reply.
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Old 04-18-2011, 5:41pm   #16
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Different boogers require different fingers.
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Old 04-18-2011, 5:48pm   #17
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NONE of the above, I lean over the kitchen sink, and sniff up water, then blow out with max force.....blasting green slimy wormy snot all over the sink....

sniff again, same result, then wash it all down, hit the disposal to make sure it's all gone....

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The one with the booger on it.
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Need to get full extension.
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