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Old 02-01-2018, 7:39pm   #1
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Why don't the Brits make Computers?















They haven't figured out how to make them leak oil!
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Oh but they have. They were manufactured by Lucas and immediately after turning them on, all the magic smoke escaped from the components.

Know why the Brits drink warm beer? Lucas Refrigerators

Lucas Electric, the Prince of Darkness
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Lucas is probably in charge of the wiring too.!!

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Oh but they have. They were manufactured by Lucas and immediately after turning them on, all the magic smoke escaped from the components.

Know why the Brits drink warm beer? Lucas Refrigerators

Lucas Electric, the Prince of Darkness
As most of you know, I am a traffic and news reporter for a large Newsradio station in Los Angeles. I am actually on the air right now with the traffic crew, and just reported on a Vehicle Fire on the Ventura Freeway...The vehicle in question is a Land Rover.

My first thought was "Lucas, Prince of Darkness"
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get back to work!!!
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As most of you know, I am a traffic and news reporter for a large Newsradio station in Los Angeles. I am actually on the air right now with the traffic crew, and just reported on a Vehicle Fire on the Ventura Freeway...The vehicle in question is a Land Rover.

My first thought was "Lucas, Prince of Darkness"
I am shocked!
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Want to get rid of HIV/AIDS?


Give it a Lucas part number and it will never be found again.
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I thought we were done with the whole JOLE thing.
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joles rule
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BUT require constant masturbation to keep them coming.......
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I thought we were done with the whole JOLE thing.
Evidently, the jole is on you.

But fair enough. Going forward I declare that we shall refer to them as jopes. Replacing the 'l' with a 'p'

p is a funnier letter.
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