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03-18-2020, 7:44pm | #1 | ||||||
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PSA for you married guys:
So, I was feeling "in the mood" earlier, and asked the wife if she would be into a little intimacy. She said "I really think we should start practicing some social distancing even at home". I said I totally agreed, and that I was way into that myself, so that if I just laid on the bed, she could sit backwards on it, and that way we would never even come face to face. She said "I'm being totally serious here!"
Apparently, "So am I." is NOT an acceptable response there. If we all stick together, maybe we can get through this. |
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Cornhole her.
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Apparently your life sucks.
Our gyms are closed and we are both working from home and I was awakened this morning with a BJ followed by sex. At 8am..... Usually we are up at 5am and out the door at 5:45 and in the gym by 6am. I might be liking this quarantine situation..... |
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It was my choice to join a gym and start lifting 10 years ago. She just tagged along. Before that I was woken up every day the way I was yesterday. I gave up a lot for lifting..... |
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There's at least one guy on here that needs to work on "joke identification".
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