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Old 07-20-2011, 1:04pm   #1
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Old 07-20-2011, 1:07pm   #2
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Old 07-20-2011, 1:08pm   #3
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My grandmother (she was a wise old bird) said that the best birth control pill ever made was an aspirin held tightly between the knees; this from someone who mothered 7 children.
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Old 07-20-2011, 1:14pm   #4
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Old 07-20-2011, 1:17pm   #5
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Old 07-20-2011, 1:19pm   #6
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My grandmother (she was a wise old bird) said that the best birth control pill ever made was an aspirin held tightly between the knees; this from someone who mothered 7 children.
She must have run out of aspirin.
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Old 07-20-2011, 1:52pm   #7
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She must have run out of aspirin.
or had weak knees.
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Old 07-20-2011, 2:01pm   #8
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Nah, it's flawed:

Grandpa: Let's have sex!
Grandma: No, I have a headache.
Grandpa: Well, take that aspirin between your knees!
Grandma: Dammit, foiled again.
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Old 07-20-2011, 2:08pm   #9
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or had weak knees.
Or was a whore
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Old 07-20-2011, 6:16pm   #10
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Or was a whore
Damn, man, that's his gammie you're talkin' bout
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Old 07-20-2011, 6:17pm   #11
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I dont trust women and the pill..she better have some kind of device shoved up in there that I can reach in and feel
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Old 07-20-2011, 6:20pm   #12
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My grandmother (she was a wise old bird) said that the best birth control pill ever made was an aspirin held tightly between the knees; this from someone who mothered 7 children.



Grandpa knew she could bend over!
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Old 07-21-2011, 4:03am   #13
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Or was a whore
damn dude I don't believe I'd said that.
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Old 07-21-2011, 6:29am   #14
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damn dude I don't believe I'd said that.
Theres a movie called Beer Fest, where they find out GamGam really was a whore. It's just a movie reference.
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Old 07-21-2011, 6:41am   #15
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Or was a whore
Whores charge money. Sluts do it for free.
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