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Old 10-05-2022, 8:26am   #1
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I met this gorgeous brunette woman a few weeks ago and we've been on a couple of dates. About a week ago, we were talking about going to a shooting range because she has never fired a weapon before.

So, I went out with her last night. She just so happened to remember that I regularly shoot a 9mm, .45, and two rifles in 5.56.

Here's the part that floored me. She said she went out and bought ammo in those sizes and wants to go shooting Friday after work. No pics (as I don't have any) but this could be the real deal. I might have met my match.
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This is my rifle, this is my gun…
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Desperation has you being played like a fiddle.
Calling you a ****ing asshole is an understatement. **** off. Nobody here likes you and you contribute nothing of substance or any good to the forum.
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Hit her in the shitter. Straight away. Don’t **** around DJ go directly to the balloon knot.
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I met this gorgeous brunette woman a few weeks ago and we've been on a couple of dates. About a week ago, we were talking about going to a shooting range because she has never fired a weapon before.

So, I went out with her last night. She just so happened to remember that I regularly shoot a 9mm, .45, and two rifles in 5.56.

Here's the part that floored me. She said she went out and bought ammo in those sizes and wants to go shooting Friday after work. No pics (as I don't have any) but this could be the real deal. I might have met my match.
Sounds like a good time.

I told my wife a couple years ago I was thinking of getting a 20G skeet gun as the 12 I normally used was getting rough on a old guy like me. I found a Browning Citori under the Christmas tree.

Thats why she is a keeper (now at 52 years married)

May you have the same luck!--
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Sounds like a good time.

I told my wife a couple years ago I was thinking of getting a 20G skeet gun as the 12 I normally used was getting rough on a old guy like me. I found a Browning Citori under the Christmas tree.

Thats why she is a keeper (now at 52 years married)

May you have the same luck!--
Thanks, but I'm not looking to do the marriage thing.... just here for a good time
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Here's the part that floored me. She said she went out and bought ammo in those sizes and wants to go shooting Friday after work.











on second thought...wear a bullet proof vest.
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Thanks, but I'm not looking to do the marriage thing.... just here for a good time
I was thinking of the character of the woman not talking about marriage for you.

The one your referring to does have a great mind set. Good luck!
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I will take into account in future posts you are thin-skinned.👍
Not thin skinned. I simply don't like you.
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I met this gorgeous brunette woman a few weeks ago and we've been on a couple of dates. About a week ago, we were talking about going to a shooting range because she has never fired a weapon before.

So, I went out with her last night. She just so happened to remember that I regularly shoot a 9mm, .45, and two rifles in 5.56.

Here's the part that floored me. She said she went out and bought ammo in those sizes and wants to go shooting Friday after work. No pics (as I don't have any) but this could be the real deal. I might have met my match.
If she really is gorgeous, I find it hard to believe she'd go out with your grunt face!
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If she really is gorgeous, I find it hard to believe she'd go out with your grunt face!
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