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Old 10-04-2022, 7:29am   #1
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got in the field because he was told he could get in 18 holes per day......


HE thought they meant GOLF......
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I see this month's Reader's Digest large print edition is out already.
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Old 10-04-2022, 9:04am   #6
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That's odd, we got the joke copied/pasted and not a link to his email.

Who hacked Gene's account?
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This thread gives me a opportunity to brag i just had my colonoscopy done. I am a perfect asshole!
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You're discussing the wrong hole.....
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That's odd, we got the joke copied/pasted and not a link to his email.
His daughter took away the Post-It note with his Yahoo! Mail account password written on it so he can't do that anymore.
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Please post up your tour schedule, as I will do my bestest to be there!!
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Only a proctologist could profit from working with 18 assholes a day...
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His daughter took away the Post-It note with his AOL Mail account password written on it so he can't do that anymore.
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The dreaded DRE (Digital Rectal Exam); last time I told the doc he should remove his college graduation ring before performing the procedure becaue it hurts, he replieed, "....that's my wrist watch". Ugh!
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