Oh wise OT......

[04 commemorative]

Originally Posted by Giraffe (He/Him)

Where’s the poo?

On it's way to the Hudson

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Iron Chef

Porcelain is difficult if not impossible to repair seamlessly. I've tried. You could give it a shot but you might wind up with Frankenshitter. Maybe there is a way to order a new one and match the color as a special order?

It'll be the shitter equivalent of Mrvette's frankenvette

My advice... if it's not leaking then let it be. Only words of caution are to not let her heftier friends pop a squat on it.

[jw38]

Throw it in the trash. Several years ago I posted on the other place about a neighbor who died after the toilet he was sitting on broke into pieces. As the toilet broke, one of the sharp pieces cut into his leg, cut his femoral artery, causing him to bleed out before the ambulance arrived. It was not a pretty scene!

[DJ_Critterus]

Hmm....

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

Hmm....

Personally, I don’t care for the splash-back making contact with my balloon knot. Sure, the bowl was empty when I dropped off the Cosby kids but someone else’s poo was in there prior to mine which makes for the possibility of cross-contamination, high.

[GTOguy]

About two years ago I read about a guy who sat on his terlet and it gave way, a ceramic shard severing a major artery in his leg....he bled out and died long before EMS could get there. Freak accident, but who needs the stress?

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

About two years ago I read about a guy who sat on his terlet and it gave way, a ceramic shard severing a major artery in his leg....he bled out and died long before EMS could get there. Freak accident, but who needs the stress?

Thank goodness his penis wasn’t damaged in this mishap. I realize the guy died but still.

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by Giraffe (He/Him)

Thank goodness his penis wasn’t damaged in this mishap. I realize the guy died but still.

Yep. Nah, his problem was strictly balloon-knot starfish related.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Giraffe (He/Him)

Personally, I don’t care for the splash-back making contact with my balloon knot. Sure, the bowl was empty when I dropped off the Cosby kids but someone else’s poo was in there prior to mine which makes for the possibility of cross-contamination, high.

So, you didn't want your peanuts getting mixed up with somebody else's corn kernels?

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

So, you didn't want your peanuts getting mixed up with somebody else's corn kernels?

If you masticate your food thoroughly this isn’t an issue. Some things however can be challenging. Corn for example. You can chew that shit until it’s paste but there’s still unmolested kernels in your poo. I’m convinced there is a reassembly process functioning deep within your bowels.

[Sea Six]

Originally Posted by Giraffe (He/Him)

If you masticate your food thoroughly this isn’t an issue. Some things however can be challenging. Corn for example. You can chew that shit until it’s paste but there’s still unmolested kernels in your poo. I’m convinced there is a reassembly process functioning deep within your bowels.

I just masticated.

Furiously.

And I think I’ll probably masticate again before I go to bed. Maybe after as well.

[Torqaholic]

My bathroom sink is starting to craze around the drain. Isn't ceramic and doesn't appear to be cosmetic but it's thick material and continues to work as intended. Oh well.

[Big bob]

That is called character embrace it.

By the looks of it she could ease up on the roughage.

[ZipZap]

That's just crazing.

Toilets can be reglazed if she really wants to. There are DIY kits, or it can be professionally done.

[jw38]

Originally Posted by jw38

Throw it in the trash. Several years ago I posted on the other place about a neighbor who died after the toilet he was sitting on broke into pieces. As the toilet broke, one of the sharp pieces cut into his leg, cut his femoral artery, causing him to bleed out before the ambulance arrived. It was not a pretty scene!

Originally Posted by GTOguy

About two years ago I read about a guy who sat on his terlet and it gave way, a ceramic shard severing a major artery in his leg....he bled out and died long before EMS could get there. Freak accident, but who needs the stress?

Hmm...because I was the one who posted it over there....like I posted 3 posts above yours here.

[Bill]

Originally Posted by Giraffe (He/Him)

Poo shouldn’t be old unless you have some undiagnosed bowel malady. Condition is another matter entirely. Brown and formed can be just as problematic as loose stool.

That's the stool your parents warned you to stay away from.

[CurtP]

What makes it match the tub and sink? Picture seems to be a regular white toilet. I'd replace. Elongated bowl, comfort height, Toto Drake II, Toto SoftClose toilet seat, regular wax ring with flange.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by CurtP

What makes it match the tub and sink?

Turds in the tub?

[CurtP]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

Turds in the tub?

Waffle stomp.

[Aerovette]