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02-01-2013, 4:02pm | #1 | ||||||
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Blondes revisted...............
The new crop........
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an "F" in sex. Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A: Divorcee' Q: How do blonde brain cells die? A: Alone. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads. Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree. Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it. Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted. Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? A: Because they can't even keep two calves together! Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's. |
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Good stuff Robbie!
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