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Old 01-07-2020, 6:51pm   #21
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Big herpes sore on upper lip - would not bang.
Could be a friction burn.
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Old 01-07-2020, 8:52pm   #22
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Could be a friction burn.
A burn from what? Giving a blowjob to a candle?
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I bet she was drinking Tequila.
It was boxed tequila, too
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All the males should have made her join the mile high bukkake club.
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Old 01-07-2020, 9:28pm   #25
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A burn from what? Giving a blowjob to a candle?
The speed.

10 bps (bobs per second)
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I'll handle it.
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One look at your Toenails and she would of exited that plane without a Chute
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I would of took her up on it....But i'm 50 and in Prime ****ing Condition She would be way more Pigeon Toe'd than she is in this picture after i was done. I think the Captain may have even gave me some Wings for my service to the Airline.
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I’m surprised no one took her up on it.
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I’m surprised no one took her up on it.
If she looked like you Lippy....there would be a flight delay
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No sloppy seconds for me...
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No sloppy seconds for me...
You're at the back of the line, huh?
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I'd have initiated her to the mile-high club and told her not to worry about the No Smoking sign afterwards.
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She's getting hotter.
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You're at the back of the line, huh?
Unfortunately yes.
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She's getting hotter.
Too bad you already called dibs on corn holing the crazy eyes chick in the other thread. Bye Felicia....
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I’m surprised no one took her up on it.
The stupid Cap'n should have asked if there were any VB personnel on board. The whole damn situation could have been avoided.
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