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Old 08-05-2011, 8:59pm   #1
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Default Hey f@ck'in cobb county sheriff's dept!!!!!
Thanks for finally stepping up to the plate and staking out my neighbors house to arrest their dipshit kid, but do you really have to park the marked car in front of my (the only black guy in the subdivision) house?


Seriously......
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Old 08-05-2011, 9:00pm   #2
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bring him a thermos of hot coffee.
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I thought everyone in Fulton County was black. Sorry, I misread. Thought you said Fulton when you said F******
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Thanks for finally stepping up to the plate and staking out my neighbors house to arrest their dipshit kid, but do you really have to park the marked car in front of the my (the only black guy in the subdivision) house?


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Old 08-05-2011, 9:02pm   #5
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Old 08-05-2011, 9:03pm   #6
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bring him a thermos of hot coffee.
I offered up my shitter and told them to park in my driveway. This way they are not so obvious. They said thanks andthey may take me up on the driveway when an unmarked car comes in a few.
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Well, just to let you know- your neighbors were not surprised.
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I thought everyone in Fulton County was black.
Everyone in Fulton is black. I'm in Cobb.

I moved on up... To the east side... I finally got a piece of the pie..
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Everyone in Fulton is black. I'm in Cobb.

I moved on up... To the east side... I finally got apiece of the pie..
Good deal George.
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You forgot donuts man. Gotta include those. Cerial.
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Thanks for finally stepping up to the plate and staking out my neighbors house to arrest their dipshit kid, but do you really have to park the marked car in front of the my (the only black guy in the subdivision) house?


Seriously......


I had just taken over a bar business. Two days later I get back to the bar from a funeral dressed in a blue pin stripe suit lookin' like a mobster. I receive a call in the bar from the cops asking for the owner to step outside for a second.

As soon as I step outside I am surrounded by not only police but by swat.
Apparently someone I threw out of the bar in the early afternoon called the cops and told them I was selling guns.

Great way to introduce me to the rest of the neighbourhood.


BTW: They never found any illegal firearms. Just hookers & blow.
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"Beans done burned on the grill"!!
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Stay out of white hoods and you won't have that problem.
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I had just taken over a bar business. Two days later I get back to the bar from a funeral dressed in a blue pin stripe suit lookin' like a mobster. I receive a call in the bar from the cops asking for the owner to step outside for a second.

As soon as I step outside I am surrounded by not only police but by swat.
Apparently someone I threw out of the bar in the early afternoon called the cops and told them I was selling guns.

Great way to introduce me to the rest of the neighbourhood.


BTW: They never found any illegal firearms. Just hookers & blow.
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Holy crap that is funny! Who knew he had all that talent???
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