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Old 04-15-2011, 7:50pm   #1
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Heading to the dreaded wasteland more commonly known as "The Outlet Mall" tomorrow.. Been brushing the wife off on this one for months...


This is gonna suck big hairy donkey dick..
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Set the house on fire. That will be easier to deal with.
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Man Card expires tomorrow. No way to renew it either. Sorry. "Please place balls in wife's purse at this time."
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Heading to the dreaded wasteland more commonly known as "The Outlet Mall" tomorrow.. Been brushing the wife off on this one for months...


This is gonna suck big hairy donkey dick..
commerce? drop her ass and go to the track, its just around the corner
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The only way to survive is to either take a pint of ether (physical incapacitation) with you or start dropping acid/LSD in the car (mental incapacitation). Either one will incapacitate you to the horribleness that exists in outlet malls.

Prayers sent.
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No shit..
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commerce? drop her ass and go to the track, its just around the corner
N GA outlets up 400.

My parents are coming too. Maybe I can find a Chili's / Fridays or some shit and find a bar to hunker down in with the oldman.

If not I can always **** with the white people and find some to stalk from store to store.. That's always good for a laugh or two..
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N GA outlets up 400.

My parents are coming too. Maybe I can find a Chili's / Fridays or some shit and find a bar to bunker down in with the oldman.
Solid plan. Shots of tequila ought to work.
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Find a bench somewhere, plant your ass and tell the wife to pick you up on the way out.

Works when I take the wife anywhere there may be shopping
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N GA outlets up 400.

My parents are coming too. Maybe I can find a Chili's / Fridays or some shit and find a bar to bunker down in with the oldman.
I'm racing this weekend and you are........something homo.....
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Get seriously ill quickly. Cerial.
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N GA outlets up 400.

My parents are coming too. Maybe I can find a Chili's / Fridays or some shit and find a bar to hunker down in with the oldman.

If not I can always **** with the white people and find some to stalk from store to store.. That's always good for a laugh or two..
If all that falls to shit, call me. I'll drive up there and streak around the joint while you chase me with a net. We may need a few beers if we are going to keep this going for a while.


That or I could dress up like a gangsta and break out a civil chess game (while drinking) to mess with people.
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Oddly enough I need to go to pick up a fews pairs of shoes for work at the Bass store but what would take me 15 minutes is now 3+ hours of hell with the wife and kids hitting all the kids clothing stores etc..
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If all that falls to shit, call me. I'll drive up there and streak around the joint while you chase me with a net. We may need a few beers if we are going to keep this going for a while.


That or I could dress up like a gangsta and break out a civil chess game (while drinking) to mess with people.
Thanks for the offer but you can't run for shit these days..
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