Most embarrassing moments at work.....

[beadist]

Nothing has happened to me thank God, but my sister had an awful experience.

She was at the final stage in her interview process with a major company. She was escorted to his office and as she stepped through the door she didn't notice that the floor height changed a bit. Just enough for her to trip and do a face plant right in front of Ralph Lauren.

She didn't get the job.

[MEC5LADY]

Geez I have a few but these are the ones that stand out in my mind.

1. Had a patient grab my azz before being shocked with the paddles.
2. I used to have scrubs with snaps and when doing compressions on this guy the snaps popped open to reveal my undergarments. That was the last time I wore a scrub top with snaps.
3. I wore a scrub skirt one day and had an emergency with a patient that required me to climb over the bed and lean over the bed contorted to put a breathing tube into the patient. Yep, my skirt ended up being hiked up a little higher than it should have been. Needless to say it was not only a good day to wear underwear but clean ones at that.
4. I got called to the ER one day and when I arrived the guy on the stretcher was in a C collar from a motor vehicle accident. He was yelling curse words at the top of his lungs and tried to move even though we told him we were sure he had a spinal injury and if he kept moving he would be paralyzed. After several minutes of him calling me names and requesting that I sit on his face, I told him if he didn't shut up and stop moving his pecker may never get up ever again. The very religious ER doc looked at me and said "Did you just say what I think you just said?"

[Allan]

Originally Posted by MEC5LADY

Geez I have a few but these are the ones that stand out in my mind.

I used to have scrubs with snaps and when doing compressions on this guy the snaps popped open to reveal my undergarments. That was the last time I wore my undergarments.

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[Ocalaguy]

I was giving a monthly assest classification report in the bank board room to the directors of the bank and I bent down to pick up a paper I dropped and....... Well just let me say, a little gas came out. It smelled like the town dump.

I never heard my last name called out so many times.

[MEC5LADY]

Originally Posted by Allan

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Oh I always wear underthings at work..... home not so much.

[Defib1961]

I worked EMS for a small rural hospital a few years ago. We had call rooms in a building the hospital owned. There was a Social Worker that worked for the same hospital that for some unexplained reason has developed a "thing" for me. One morning she decided it would be cool to wake me up with a "surprise" visit. She did not lock the door when she entered the room. One thing lead to another and right in the middle of the a nice little romp, one of the house keepers opened the door to my room. The poor house keeper was about 60, I don't think the poor lady ever recovered.

[Ol Timer]

One morning in the office, I was preparing a client report and the copy machine was jammed when I turned it on. I asked my assistant to check on the machine, and a few minutes later I heard her yelling "OMG". She came running into my office and told me I would have to finish unjamming the machine.

This was not at all like her, so I went to the machine and saw the jammed paper almost all the way out of the machine. Apparently the cleaning lady had been accompanied by a male "friend" who decided to photocopy his junk. The machine picked a great time to jam. From the evidence in the copy, this guy didn't have a leg to stand on.

Needles to say, we had a new cleaning crew, and I had to have the glass on the copier thoroughly cleaned before anyone would go near it.

[GEODON]

I work stock and the mens bathroom was being cleaned by cleaning crew. So I went into the family bathroom which has a private lock door. I stunk that bathroom up really bad and some pretty hot looking milf was waiting with her son. An hour or so went by and I was asked to help load a TV in a car for a customer and it happened to be her.

[Flatbush Harry]

Originally Posted by GEODON

I work stock and the mens bathroom was being cleaned by cleaning crew. So I went into the family bathroom which has a private lock door. I stunk that bathroom up really bad and some pretty hot looking milf was waiting with her son. An hour or so went by and I was asked to help load a TV in a car for a customer and it happened to be her.

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naMvir, yHrra's evil twin

[kapayakapaya]

(Copied this old post of mine verbatim from the other place)

I just called into a quick weekly meeting to 2 of my friends/coworkers, on speakerphone. It's always a casual meeting, just basic status updates and BSing. They asked me how I'm doing and I told them "Good, but I'm freezing my balls off".
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Then one of them said "Uh, there's about 10-15 other people in the room right now for another meeting we're continuing right after this."

[Fastguy]

I was typing up a loan application for a couple and there is a part that asks about employment. There is a field where you type in the job position and the type of work. Well this guy owned a plastic production shop that did blow molds so his said "Owner/Blow Molds". When I asked his wife what she did she said she was the Director, same job so I am talking and typing and I print out the application for them to sign and her employment section says, "Director/Blow Jobs". I had to go re-type and re-print it.

[jackyl]

Originally Posted by Truck Guy

If some of you remember over at CFOT when Jay13 posted that Jackyl had committed suicide.
Of course, he had not (and it wasn't very funny that it was posted as a joke),
I scrambled and texted and called Jackyl's cell phone (not that I really gave a shit Jackyl you asshole! ), and didn't get a text or call in return, I started to get worried.

A little later in the day I was in my office on a conference call with around 10 other people when my cell phone sitting on my desk rang.
The caller ID said "Jackyl" I got up and walked away from my desk.

I answered the phone by saying "You f*cking asshole! WTF were you and Jay13 thinking!"

I realized I was not far enough away from my office phone when someone on the conference call said "Did you just hear that, do you hear what someone just said?!?!"

I ran back over to my desk and put the phone on mute...

You're welcome.

[Omega Man]

Originally Posted by kapayakapaya

(Copied this old post of mine verbatim from the other place)

I just called into a quick weekly meeting to 2 of my friends/coworkers, on speakerphone. It's always a casual meeting, just basic status updates and BSing. They asked me how I'm doing and I told them "Good, but I'm freezing my balls off".
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Then one of them said "Uh, there's about 10-15 other people in the room right now for another meeting we're continuing right after this."

You should have quickly responded, "Tell one of them to send me some warmer pants"

[LATB]

Originally Posted by Exotix

One time the big-boobed babe at work just walked over and sat in my lap, put an arm around me, closed her eyes and sighed ... and nothing ... just did that for a about a minute then got up and went back to work ...

I kind of liked it ...

Only your gayness could make this an embarrassing event.

[Exotix]

Originally Posted by LarsAtTheBeach

Only your gayness could make this an embarrassing event.

At least it happened ... as opposed to you posting fake pix of a big-boobed babe you say you hired like you're all that ...

[8Up]

I dont recall being embarassed by anything I have done at work. I was fat for about 5 years, does that count? I have made 2 male coworkers cry, at different times by yelling at them. And no, I was not their boss just the guy that had to fix their fk ups.

[81.]

we had some guy get arrested by the FBI for murder.

girl shit herself, they had to toss the chair

[jaxgator]

Originally Posted by Fastguy

I was typing up a loan application for a couple and there is a part that asks about employment. There is a field where you type in the job position and the type of work. Well this guy owned a plastic production shop that did blow molds so his said "Owner/Blow Molds". When I asked his wife what she did she said she was the Director, same job so I am talking and typing and I print out the application for them to sign and her employment section says, "Director/Blow Jobs". I had to go re-type and re-print it.

Awesome!

[Cybercowboy]

Years ago when I was much younger and naive I was on a phone call with a guy at another plant discussing some software we were both working on. He was a nice guy, older than me by about 20 years, and after talking shop we started chit-chatting about the hot companies at the time. He said Novell was really doing well and he'd go work there in a heartbeat (they were based in Salt Lake City Utah). Without thinking, I said "Yeah, but then you'd have to work with all those fcuking Mormons!"

Silence.

Oh shit.

"Um, please tell me you're not a Mormon Dave."

"I'm a Mormon."

"Oh man, I was just joking. I have nothing against Mormons at all, I was just making a joke. I feel terrible."

"OK, well bye."

[Scissors]

My worst was the time I told a multiple schlerosis joke in a meeting where it turns out one of the guys had multiple schlerosis. Awkward.