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Old 12-12-2014, 8:29pm   #21
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0 Not like I didn't try though
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You must use the old Immodium bottle in the console trick, too!
I was ripping a gut and ran a light to pull in a fast food joint.
Cop pulled in right behind me, lights ah-flashing.
I quick stepped into the shitter telling the cop there was no choice in the matter.
I came out not expecting him to believe me, but he said half the restaurant had heard me blast that bowl. He cut me loose with a chuckle and a not-so-stern warning.
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once.
No ticket.
Was in a rush to take a dump.
You shit yourself?
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Old 12-12-2014, 9:17pm   #24
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3 times, and one ticket. Have made sure my driving is more bland
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Old 12-12-2014, 9:31pm   #25
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Once, in Va. Got a ticket for an "illegal" U-turn, at a light that there was no sign saying "No U-turn". I explained to him there was no sign. His response, "I don't care if there is no sign or not." That's when I went redneck fkn nuts on him. I screamed about as loud as anyone could, calling him everything I could think of.
"Sir you can't talk to me like that". Oh the feck I can't! As long as I don't threaten you, I can call you a cumsuckingutterslut, and you have to stand there and take it!
Lady at the convenience store i had pulled into said that asshole does it every day. Pulls an out of state car and tickets them for the same thing, at the same place. Assholes like that give the LEO community a bad name.
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Old 12-12-2014, 9:43pm   #26
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I don't think my truck can go that fast.
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Old 12-12-2014, 9:48pm   #27
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None.

White privilege.
White privilege, or ex cop?
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Once, in Va. Got a ticket for an "illegal" U-turn, at a light that there was no sign saying "No U-turn". I explained to him there was no sign. His response, "I don't care if there is no sign or not." That's when I went redneck fkn nuts on him. I screamed about as loud as anyone could, calling him everything I could think of.
"Sir you can't talk to me like that". Oh the feck I can't! As long as I don't threaten you, I can call you a cumsuckingutterslut, and you have to stand there and take it!
Lady at the convenience store i had pulled into said that asshole does it every day. Pulls an out of state car and tickets them for the same thing, at the same place. Assholes like that give the LEO community a bad name.

Now THAT would be white privilege..
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Old 12-12-2014, 10:24pm   #30
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Never been pulled over, ever.

Smart driver privilege.
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Old 12-12-2014, 10:47pm   #31
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Used to get pulled over a lot. I had a bike, and I drove like shit. Then I started driving less like shit and amazingly enough, hardly ever get pulled over now. Don't want to jinx myself but let's just say 15 years or so and counting.
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Old 12-12-2014, 11:31pm   #32
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Never been pulled over, ever.

Smart driver privilege.
**Boring
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White privilege, or ex cop?
Yeah... because they can tell your former LEO experience just as obviously as they can tell the color or nationality of the driver of a car in motion.

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Old 12-13-2014, 1:55am   #35
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Yeah but I get laid
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Now THAT would be white privilege..
Cause I'm white and it was a privilege to pay the fine?
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Old 12-13-2014, 8:06am   #38
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Once, in Va. Got a ticket for an "illegal" U-turn, at a light that there was no sign saying "No U-turn". I explained to him there was no sign. His response, "I don't care if there is no sign or not." That's when I went redneck fkn nuts on him. I screamed about as loud as anyone could, calling him everything I could think of.
"Sir you can't talk to me like that". Oh the feck I can't! As long as I don't threaten you, I can call you a cumsuckingutterslut, and you have to stand there and take it!
Lady at the convenience store i had pulled into said that asshole does it every day. Pulls an out of state car and tickets them for the same thing, at the same place. Assholes like that give the LEO community a bad name.
had that happen to my wife also , freaking cop just wouldn't budge wife called me crying aww well that's life
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Damn near did.
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Never been pulled over, ever.

Smart driver privilege.
Shouldn't you be posting on the Prius forum?







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