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Old 01-22-2011, 8:21am   #41
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I don't have time to read when I'm on the throne.
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Old 01-22-2011, 8:27am   #42
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I'm with the 'poop it, wipe it, flush it' crowd; in and outta there in seconds. Don't you sitters and readers get hemorrhoids?
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Old 01-22-2011, 8:28am   #43
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Old 01-22-2011, 10:16am   #44
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I'm with the 'poop it, wipe it, flush it' crowd; in and outta there in seconds. Don't you sitters and readers get hemorrhoids?
I'm kinda like Mike Holmes....."Do it once, do it right". Slow intestinal tract maybe.
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Old 01-22-2011, 11:44am   #45
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Stack of magazines and catalogs in my "reading room" at home.
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Old 01-22-2011, 12:31pm   #46
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There's a reason why the wife and myself jokingly call it the "Master Library".
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Old 01-22-2011, 12:33pm   #47
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I'm with the 'poop it, wipe it, flush it' crowd; in and outta there in seconds. Don't you sitters and readers get hemorrhoids?
True art takes time.
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Old 01-22-2011, 1:39pm   #48
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Can we get an admin to call Mr. Hansen please?
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Old 01-22-2011, 1:44pm   #49
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Are you serious? My poop doesn't leave residue.
I love a clean drop!!


And I search football forums on my Iphone while doing the deed.
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Old 01-22-2011, 1:44pm   #50
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I used to get Dupont's and marvel at all the stuff I couldn't afford, but it got depressing,
I use it as a laxative. When I'm bound up, nothing moves me like the prices some of these places are trying to get these days...
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Old 01-22-2011, 1:49pm   #51
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I put a small Flat Screen in 2 years ago.
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Old 01-22-2011, 2:25pm   #52
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Yep, nothin' else to do.
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Old 01-22-2011, 5:07pm   #53
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Read? Nah. But I do use the larger handicapped stall when I'm out.
You're not the guy who pisses all over the seat, are you?
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Old 01-24-2011, 10:50am   #54
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Of course. Don't all men do their most profound thinking on the toilet?
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Old 01-24-2011, 10:52am   #56
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Spending more than 2.5 minutes on the toilet at a time is a great way to get hemorrhoids.
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Old 01-24-2011, 10:53am   #57
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Hey, where did you get that pix of me?
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Spending more than 2.5 minutes on the toilet at a time is a great way to get hemorrhoids.
Not to mention dingleberries and cockleburrs.
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Old 01-24-2011, 11:50am   #59
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All the time, several great novels have been finished there.
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Old 01-24-2011, 11:54am   #60
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Nope. I can't see with the tears in my eyes.
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