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Old 09-14-2019, 06:42pm   #1
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Default Meanwhile, in Houston: Strippers Advertise Outside the Club (potentially NSFW)

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How much do they charge to put their clothes back on?
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Ok, so you're going to a strip club for the first time. You think you're going to see hot wimmens that will even let you find a use for your special purpose. Then, you get there and this is the wimmens....

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*This little bundle of joy is brought to you by life. Life fukks you when you want others.
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Oh, my!
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Is that the norm nowadays in strip clubs?
Asking for a friend.
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"Next on the center stage at Club Seismograph............EARTH QUAKE!!!"
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Guess I should just go ahead and cancel my next trip to Houston.
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Guess I should just go ahead and cancel my next trip to Houston.



I would have bought you a lap dance with either one of those fine young women. Now they won't be able to pay for college.
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I would have bought you a lap dance with either one of those fine young women. Now they won't be able to pay for college.
I'm almost as disappointed as they are.
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Need a new marketing guy
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potentially NSFW


Potentially disgusting is more like it!
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Potentially disgusting is more like it!
Nothing potential about it.
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For their sake, I hope they are paid by the pound.
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Old 09-15-2019, 11:19am   #14
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Need a new marketing guy
Looks like they ate the last one.
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Is that the norm nowadays in strip clubs?
Asking for a friend.
At the shitty ones, yes. GEODON can tell you the best ones for this kinda heffalumpery.
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Old 09-15-2019, 01:42pm   #16
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generally speaking, the point of marketing is to get you to want to spend money on the product/service being sold......
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Old 09-15-2019, 01:57pm   #17
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At the shitty ones, yes. GEODON can tell you the best ones for this kinda heffalumpery.


WAZ UP John?
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Old 09-23-2019, 12:30pm   #18
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Based on the comments, I'm guessing this is a good thing.
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