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Old 07-31-2012, 4:17pm   #1
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I clicked through a friends page and ended up on one of her friends pages. There was somehting on that persons wall about lasting a little longer in bed and this response had me in tears laughing because I know he probably tried it.

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Two methods to try:

-THE MOFO APPROACH - Pretend like you are awakening from a drunken stooper and all of a sudden realize you are actually f*cking your mom.

-ATOMIC SACK- Another good technique- Hide a small plastic baggie of icy hot up your anus. When things are getting to the cumBUSTable stage, reach behind you and pull out the baggie, bust it open with your index finger and slather some icy hot on your sack from behind. This is good for two reasons, the pain will over ride the climax feeling and it will make you pump harder and faster.

Let me know how it works out.
I'm not sure anyone can top this if dude actually tried it *funniest*

And no, this wasn't Joebuck's page.
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Old 07-31-2012, 4:50pm   #2
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Sick MoFO pre-pubisant is more like it.
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Old 07-31-2012, 4:58pm   #3
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So glad this wasn't on my wall.
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So glad this wasn't on my wall.
You're not the only one.
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So glad this wasn't on my wall.
Well, from what I read here, your problem isn't so much lasting longer as it is getting started in the first place.
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Well, from what I read here, your problem isn't so much lasting longer as it is getting started in the first place.
Once I'm in... I'm IN
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Once I'm in... I'm IN
"Hold on there, baby, let me go to the ATM and see what I have left" - Joebuck
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Once I'm in... I'm IN
"One stroke Joe"
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Don't matter, had sex.
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It's ok Joe, we all shanked it on the first try.
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"One stroke Joebuck"
Lets just clarify this, so the rest of us Joe's don't get a bad rep...
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I've got issues with the handle doing an in depth probe of someone else FB account. This is why I don't ever respond to half the crap that's out there. The "probers".
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yet another reason I refuse to be on FaceBook
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