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02-18-2020, 12:02pm | #1 | ||||||
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LOVE...... has no boundaries
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you." The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise." |
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He should take a picture after a poop knifing and send it to her.
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My wife read it, and sighed....I have heard that before......
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