I Know This Will Help Someone Here

[dvarapala]

https://www.engadget.com/2015/04/29/...rumpet-sensor/

Unless you're Le Pétomane, Terrence, Philip or Leslie Nielsen, you probably don't like the gaseous emissions that leak from your ass every now and again. Farts, you see, are a result of digestion, but unless you're paying attention to your diet, it's hard to work out what causes the most obnoxious of bum gases. That's where CH4 comes in, a wearable that sits in your back pocket or belt loop, keeping count of every air biscuit that you bake. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we're now at the point where we need a crowdfunded gadget to warn us when we've let one rip.

[K-Spaz]

A few of the exodus could wear one over their face...

[MadInNc]

Like the one comment;

Maybe Google will buy the company and release the product as Google Gas. They will show you different advertisements based on a heuristic analysis of your farts.

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by MadInNc

Like the one comment;

Maybe Google will buy the company and release the product as Google Gas. They will show you different advertisements based on a heuristic analysis of your farts.

That's funny because it's so accurate.

[Raazor]

pity bump