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Old 03-25-2024, 1:10pm   #21
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Old 03-25-2024, 1:11pm   #22
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Hebe Jebe....my old ass hole jew partner used to call himself that
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Funny to see this! I was going thru another few boxes of shit and found a stack of letters, all dated 1912. All in Yiddish, not a letter can I read….This old house we own was previously owned by Jewish immigrants trying to farm, unsuccessfully…

I’m searching for someone who can decipher them for me.
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Old 03-25-2024, 3:50pm   #28
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"Putz" comes to mind quite often in certain threads here.
Especially when the libidiot joo posts.
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I just found out ditz isn't yiddish but I guess klutz is close enough
What about titz?
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Funny to see this! I was going thru another few boxes of shit and found a stack of letters, all dated 1912. All in Yiddish, not a letter can I read….This old house we own was previously owned by Jewish immigrants trying to farm, unsuccessfully…

I’m searching for someone who can decipher them for me.
No surprise there. Jews weren't cut out for manual labor. They were cut out for managing manual labor.

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Old 03-25-2024, 4:47pm   #31
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Schlep! from time to time.

I value my copy of "Portnoy's complaint" not just for the fact that it cracks me up, and that Philip Roth is such a superb user of the English language, but also giving me a window into American Jewish culture, with lots of Yiddish terms sprinkled around the book.

He complains about his suffocating Jewish Mother who is frustrated that he doesn't settle down & marry "a nice Jewish girl" but spends his time chasing shikses*, when other nice Jewish boys are making a success of their lives. He lampoons her misquoting her saying:

"Do you remember Seymour Schmuck, Alex ?" she asks me, or Aaron Putz or Howard Shlong, or some yo-yo I am supposed to have known from grade school twenty-five years ago..."

Should have got the Nobel Prize for literature for this book ( and "My Life as a Man" which followed ) IMO.

* gentile girls
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Schlep! from time to time.

I value my copy of "Portnoy's complaint" not just for the fact that it cracks me up, and that Philip Roth is such a superb user of the English language, but also giving me a window into American Jewish culture, with lots of Yiddish terms sprinkled around the book.

He complains about his suffocating Jewish Mother who is frustrated that he doesn't settle down & marry "a nice Jewish girl" but spends his time chasing shikses*, when other nice Jewish boys are making a success of their lives. He lampoons her misquoting her saying:

"Do you remember Seymour Schmuck, Alex ?" she asks me, or Aaron Putz or Howard Shlong, or some yo-yo I am supposed to have known from grade school twenty-five years ago..."

Should have got the Nobel Prize for literature for this book ( and "My Life as a Man" which followed ) IMO.

* gentile girls
I call my gentile wife a goy and she thinks i'm meshugaas.
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Old 03-25-2024, 7:36pm   #33
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Old 03-25-2024, 7:54pm   #34
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Schlep! from time to time.

I value my copy of "Portnoy's complaint" not just for the fact that it cracks me up, and that Philip Roth is such a superb user of the English language, but also giving me a window into American Jewish culture, with lots of Yiddish terms sprinkled around the book.

He complains about his suffocating Jewish Mother who is frustrated that he doesn't settle down & marry "a nice Jewish girl" but spends his time chasing shikses*, when other nice Jewish boys are making a success of their lives. He lampoons her misquoting her saying:

"Do you remember Seymour Schmuck, Alex ?" she asks me, or Aaron Putz or Howard Shlong, or some yo-yo I am supposed to have known from grade school twenty-five years ago..."

Should have got the Nobel Prize for literature for this book ( and "My Life as a Man" which followed ) IMO.

* gentile girls
Try some Leon Uris for contrast.
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