The good old days...

[lspencer534]

When I was a kid, my Momma would send me down to the grocery store with a $1 bill, and I'd come back with 5 bags of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of tea, and 6 eggs.

You can't do that now.

Too many fuckin' security cameras.

[CP]

Originally Posted by lspencer534

When I was a kid, my Momma would send me down to the grocery store with a $1 bill, and I'd come back with 5 bags of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of tea, and 6 eggs.

You can't do that now.

Too many fuckin' security cameras.

[Sea Six]

Originally Posted by lspencer534

When I was a kid, my Momma would send me down to the grocery store with a $1 bill, and I'd come back with 5 bags of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of tea, and 6 eggs.

You left out the $1 bill.

[Chuck A]

very funny, indeed

[Sea Six]

Originally Posted by Chuck A

very funny, indeed

Indeed.

[Bill]

Originally Posted by Sea Six

You left out the $1 bill.

He lost it, as well as the other bottle of milk, at a floating craps game on the way home from the store.

[99 pewtercoupe]

[CBonsall]

[99 pewtercoupe]

Originally Posted by bill_daniels

He lost it, as well as the other bottle of milk, at a floating craps game on the way home from the store.

Floating craps game run by Fred's great uncle

[Jeff '79]

Good one....

[MrPeabody]

Yeah, but you can write bad checks now. You don't have to shoplift anymore.

[lspencer534]

Originally Posted by MrPeabody

Yeah, but you can write bad checks now. You don't have to shoplift anymore.

Not around here. Places still accept checks, but they run them through a scanner to verify you have sufficent funds on deposit.

[MrPeabody]

Originally Posted by lspencer534

Not around here. Places still accept checks, but they run them through a scanner to verify you have sufficent funds on deposit.

Amateur.

[Sea Six]

Originally Posted by MrPeabody

Ameteur.

*Amma-turr

[69camfrk]

Typical lawyer....learning to steal at such a young age.

[Bucwheat]

I was looking at the price of a coke at the local circle K this morning,$1.79. You can buy a Dayum beer cheaper.

[VITE1]

This explains your current career path.

[MEC5LADY]

When I was a kid my Mom would send me out for groceries too except I lived miles away from the closest grocery store. Our grocery store was called the garden and they had the freshest bounty around.

[OddBall]

[Datawiz]