The Whiz Quiz: NY Troopers Arrest Man for Trying to Eat DWI Test

[onedef92]

NY Troopers Arrest Man for Trying to Eat DWI Test

PORT CHESTER, N.Y. — Nov 4, 2014, 10:30 AM ET

A 40-year-old man is facing multiple charges after New York state police say he tried to eat his DWI test results.

Troopers say Kenneth Desormes, of Greenwich, Connecticut, was stopped for speeding on Interstate 95 at 5:30 a.m. Sunday. After speaking with him, the troopers determined he was intoxicated and arrested him.

Desormes was transported to the state police barracks in Tarrytown to be processed. Troopers say when his breathalyzer tests results were printing, Desormes grabbed the paperwork and tried to eat it.

Desormes is charged with driving while intoxicated, obstructing governmental administration, and criminal tampering.

Troopers have not released information as to whether he was remanded to jail, released with an appearance ticket, or released on bail or bond.

[DukeAllen]

He wasn't drunk, he was high. Poor dude had the munchies.

[Datawiz]

What you did there, I see it.

[island14]

My old buddy Vince RIP

Was arrested years ago when they found a small chuck of Hash in his pocket.

While he was being booked into the Jail there in Kent Ohio, the officer laid it on the table, but when he wasn't looking Vince who was still cuffed leaned over the table and ate it.

He says he got beat up while they tried to get it back.

Meanwhile by the time I sent his bail money down.. he was already released, the fecker used my bail money to go party on.

He finally paid me back a year later, and about two years later I found out the real story from the guy that was with him.

I told Vince.. make sure you call me first the next time you need bail fecker..

[RED-85-Z51]

Reminds me of one of those police camera shows...the Cops cuffed a guy ansd bent him over the hood of the cop car..they started pulling drugs out of his pockets and stuff, laying it on the hood in front of him. Cops turned away for a couple seconds, guy leaned down and ate like a bag of weed, and a bag of something else. Gone...ate it all.

No doubt he got his gut pumped shortly after...but still..lol

[island14]

Originally Posted by RED-85-Z51

Reminds me of one of those police camera shows...the Cops cuffed a guy ansd bent him over the hood of the cop car..they started pulling drugs out of his pockets and stuff, laying it on the hood in front of him. Cops turned away for a couple seconds, guy leaned down and ate like a bag of weed, and a bag of something else. Gone...ate it all.

No doubt he got his gut pumped shortly after...but still..lol

I'm sure it has happened many times in the past..



I know another guy who was cuffed in the back of a cruiser years ago, and managed to get his weed out of his pocket and stuffed it down into the crack of the seat, knowing they would find it if he kept it when they booked him in.

Then when he realized that he was not going to be arrested, and let go.. he was trying to get it back..

He kept stalling for time when the cop told him to get out..