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07-27-2017, 10:54am | #1 | ||||||
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Every woman needs at least one of these items...
With increasing crime rate against women, the world is fast becoming a dangerous place for them. One of the most devastating crimes against women would be RAPE. Millions of women get raped and molested around the world on a daily basis. Not because they wore revealing clothes or “asked for it”, but because the rapists chose to victimize them. In addition to these mental and emotional effects of trauma, sexual assault and rape are crimes that violate the body.
Many women are raped because they are vulnerable and weak. Women need protection. They need to defend themselves—and these gadgets can save their lives: 1. Rape Axe: Teeth Condom This device, which is shaped like a female condom, holds jagged teeth inside. Once an attacker forces himself on the wearer, the teeth lodge themselves into their penis and cause excruciating pain. The attacker cannot remove the contraption by himself, and if he attempts to do so, the claws dig deeper into the skin. The Rape aXe can only be removed by a medical practitioner, which helps identify and, eventually, punish the rapist. 2. FemDefence Needle Tampon This concept design anti-rape device is essentially a tampon-shaped wearable weapon with a sharp pin hidden at the end. If the wearer is attacked, the pin is supposed to penetrate the attacker’s penis and severely injure them, without harming the wearer. 3. The Injector This uncomfortable looking contraption consists of two pneumatic syringes, containing dye and a sedative solution. Once attacked the syringes penetrate into the aggressor’s penis and temporarily incapacitate the rapist, and leave a permanent mark. 4. The Snare This mouse-trap like contraption is worn like underwear and contains two sharp prongs with motion sensors. Once it comes in contact with the attacker’s penis, the prongs spring up and clench the attacker’s skin, causing severe damage to the penis. |
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The teeth condom may need to be sold in pairs.
Just sayin' |
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so it's all my fault. got it.
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Y'all are going to hell.
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I just open a cookbook and they pass out.
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Those gadgets are just as likely to get the user killed by the assailant in my opinion. You don't really want to piss off an psychotic rapist do you?
Easier just to carry a little weapon and use it. |
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Reminds me of torture devices from the Spanish inquisition. Whoever sat down and thought these things up has a truly disturbed mind.
While they might make some sense in a war zone where invading soldiers raping every woman in sight, I doubt there are any women in this country who are going to walk around with a weaponized beaver on a daily basis. |
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Might as well go old school with a proper chastity belt.....
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